The baddest ass car ever made by Ford. Huge trunk (to stash "whateva"), V8 power, durable, cheap and easy for repairs, a million of them on the road so parts are readily available, great for pimping out, etc. Many people have several in their driveways.
I was cruisin the Bucket in my crown victoria, with Offspring's "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" blasting out the speakas'. Easily 5 bitches flashed me.
by Bucket West Miguel July 26, 2019

Most most awesome fukkin city in the world! Birthplace of the American Industrial Revolution! Home of HASBRO! Slater Park! Nation's oldest carousel (well OK that's a stretch).
Pawtucket...where the tough guys live!
Pawtucket...where you scored your first heroin and lost your virginity at the Hampton Inn, different nights but likely same room
Pawtucket...where China Inn has the best damn Chinese on the fukken planet!
Pawtucket ...where Modern Diner is where it's AT!
Pawtucket...where we miss the Pawsox and Memorial Hospital :sob:
Pawtucket...where Darlington is the "good" side, you might catch a bullet in Prospect Heights, the riches are in Countryside, downtown is SKETCHY but who the fukk goes there anyway? And Oak Hill is the best neighborhood on the planet!!!
Pawtucket...where life is A OK!
Pawtucket...where you scored your first heroin and lost your virginity at the Hampton Inn, different nights but likely same room
Pawtucket...where China Inn has the best damn Chinese on the fukken planet!
Pawtucket ...where Modern Diner is where it's AT!
Pawtucket...where we miss the Pawsox and Memorial Hospital :sob:
Pawtucket...where Darlington is the "good" side, you might catch a bullet in Prospect Heights, the riches are in Countryside, downtown is SKETCHY but who the fukk goes there anyway? And Oak Hill is the best neighborhood on the planet!!!
Pawtucket...where life is A OK!
by Bucket West Miguel February 06, 2020

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.
"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."
by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

Acronym for "Google Is My Friend". A brief acknowledgement for the amazing knowledge google provides at your fingertip.
I can do anything from impress girls at the bar with my in depth knowledge on zodiac sign traits, to demonstrate intellectual superiority on message boards with endless citing of census statistics. How??? Because GIMF!!!
by Bucket West Miguel January 04, 2020

The act of essentially inhaling a loaded (or gourmet ) hot dog. Can be totally innocent if not gluttonous, however might appear X-rated to the layperson.
Swankyfranking is cool during an eating competition or just really hungry (OR if the dog is just that damn delicious), but do NOT look a man in the eye while doing so!
by Bucket West Miguel October 12, 2019

Capital of and largest city in Rhode Island. A city initially founded by exile Roger Williams in the 1630s, it has since evolved to the diverse and dynamic city it is today. As an education center, it is home to Ivy League Brown University, artist mecca Rhode Island School of Design (RISD), and Providence College (PC) which is home of the Friars. The East Side is an affluent treasure of many beautiful historic homes. Federal Hill once most known for the Italian mafia and the Patriarca crime family, is now world renown for its Italian cuisine. Providence South Side is now a mecca of diversity and has become a landing spot for cultures from all over the world. It's a small but truly underrated city.
"Hey man want to go to Providence next weekend?"
"Sounds awesome, sure!"
(both fist pump)
"PVD represent!"
"401 BABY!"
"Sounds awesome, sure!"
(both fist pump)
"PVD represent!"
"401 BABY!"
by Bucket West Miguel April 07, 2020

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.
The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.
by Bucket West Miguel January 11, 2020
