Bucket West Miguel's definitions

Swankyfranking

The act of essentially inhaling a loaded (or gourmet ) hot dog. Can be totally innocent if not gluttonous, however might appear X-rated to the layperson.

Swankyfranking is cool during an eating competition or just really hungry (OR if the dog is just that damn delicious), but do NOT look a man in the eye while doing so!

by Bucket West Miguel October 12, 2019

Woonsocket Rocket

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.

"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."

by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

Oak Hill (RI)

The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!

"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"

by Bucket West Miguel July 21, 2019

Olneyville

One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.

Jimmy likes to meet me in the alleyway by Wes' Rib House for a BJ. Only in Olneyville!

by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019

Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

Pawtucket

Most most awesome fukkin city in the world! Birthplace of the American Industrial Revolution! Home of HASBRO! Slater Park! Nation's oldest carousel (well OK that's a stretch).

Pawtucket...where the tough guys live!
Pawtucket...where you scored your first heroin and lost your virginity at the Hampton Inn, different nights but likely same room
Pawtucket...where China Inn has the best damn Chinese on the fukken planet!
Pawtucket ...where Modern Diner is where it's AT!
Pawtucket...where we miss the Pawsox and Memorial Hospital :sob:
Pawtucket...where Darlington is the "good" side, you might catch a bullet in Prospect Heights, the riches are in Countryside, downtown is SKETCHY but who the fukk goes there anyway? And Oak Hill is the best neighborhood on the planet!!!
Pawtucket...where life is A OK!

by Bucket West Miguel February 6, 2020

Burnhamese

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.

The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.

by Bucket West Miguel January 11, 2020