Bucket West Miguel's definitions

Burnhamese

A game/strategy used when you're at the brewery and the bartender won't pour you any more, after he should have probably cut you off 3 beers ago.

The conservative bartender told me "I think that's the last one for you tonight buddy", to which I replied "Please just one more beer!". As he shook his head I knew I had to put on my best Burnhamese..."Sir I'm not driving tonight, once my ladyfriend is done with her yoga class she'll pick me up". He smiled and poured me a hazy oak barrel double IPA.

by Bucket West Miguel January 11, 2020

Swankyfranking

The act of essentially inhaling a loaded (or gourmet ) hot dog. Can be totally innocent if not gluttonous, however might appear X-rated to the layperson.

Swankyfranking is cool during an eating competition or just really hungry (OR if the dog is just that damn delicious), but do NOT look a man in the eye while doing so!

by Bucket West Miguel October 12, 2019

GIMF

Acronym for "Google Is My Friend". A brief acknowledgement for the amazing knowledge google provides at your fingertip.

I can do anything from impress girls at the bar with my in depth knowledge on zodiac sign traits, to demonstrate intellectual superiority on message boards with endless citing of census statistics. How??? Because GIMF!!!

by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020

Woonsocket Rocket

A skanky pill poppin whore from the cesspool city of Woonsocket, RI, typically has more tattoos than front teeth to speak of.

"Ah bro you won't believe the head Jenna gave me last night"
"Jenna??? You know fucking girl has no teeth right?"
"No way bruh, she has a shinin' stinkin' white front rack of them!"
"Didn't it click to you that noBODY has that perfect teeth..."
"Whatchu tryin to say she has dentures??? No friggin way!"
"Dude, Jenna is a Woonsocket Rocket (sigh)."

by Bucket West Miguel August 14, 2019

Oak Hill (RI)

The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!

"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"

by Bucket West Miguel July 21, 2019

Providence

Capital of and largest city in Rhode Island. A city initially founded by exile Roger Williams in the 1630s, it has since evolved to the diverse and dynamic city it is today. As an education center, it is home to Ivy League Brown University, artist mecca Rhode Island School of Design (RISD), and Providence College (PC) which is home of the Friars. The East Side is an affluent treasure of many beautiful historic homes. Federal Hill once most known for the Italian mafia and the Patriarca crime family, is now world renown for its Italian cuisine. Providence South Side is now a mecca of diversity and has become a landing spot for cultures from all over the world. It's a small but truly underrated city.

"Hey man want to go to Providence next weekend?"
"Sounds awesome, sure!"
(both fist pump)
"PVD represent!"
"401 BABY!"

by Bucket West Miguel April 7, 2020

Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019