Bucket Life's definitions

LMAO

Acronym: Lighting My Ass On (Fire). The term was originally written as LMAOF, but people got even lazier over the years, and shortened it by one letter.

Sometimes, though, its true form is misspelled as "LMFAO". This is a common mistake, for the "F" is supposed to be at the end of the acronym.

"LMAO!"
"Ah hahaha!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Smile

Verb: AKA "Turning a Frown Upside Down" Basically, you make the opposite shape of a frown to give the illusion of "happiness" and "hope".

Smile, though your life is miserable.

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Kid

Noun: An object that seems to have unlocked the key to unlimited energy in combination with annoyance. Loud noises emit from pretty much every hole in their body. To stop them and/or shut them up, kick them in the face. Not lightly either, so kick them hard.

"LA LA! I AM A KID! LA LA-" *SMASH!* <-- That is the sound of a kick to the face!

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Dance

Verb: An Americanized form of martial arts in action. This consists of odd movement, usually coinciding with the beats of music. Though, many homeless people do it without music. The instant you see someone do this, they are preparing to attack, therefore you should immediately rush them before they strike.

"Hey, do you...do you wanna dance?"
"WHAT! HEY BUBBA, THIS FOO IS THREATENING ME!"
"You threatin' Clair?! Now you die, mothafucka!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Angry

Adjective: A state of emotion caused by happiness. This results in the face scrunching up as they yell out obscenities in sheer bliss. Sometimes, impulsive violence arises because they do not want the happiness to end.

"WOW! He is so angry with joy!"
"Really?"
"YEP! He broke my nose!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Phat

Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.

"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

AIM

Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.

"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007