biological clock

1.) A female psychological disorder directly related to too much exposure to horse shit like "The View" "Oprah" and wing-nut societal archetypes that feel women must have children to be "complete."
2.) Yet another absurd ploy utilized by women to get men to marry them before their asses get too old - men are SO attracted to desperation. LOL

"I need to know where this relationship is going because I'm 26 and my biological clock is ticking!"
Translation -
"I need to know if we're getting married because I am sick of giving BJ's and I'm ready to over eat like my married friends do!"

by Buck June 20, 2004

Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

by Buck May 09, 2003

fringelditz

elleni karadimas, a stinky ugly whore who humps grundy she has webbed feet

you yoos a fringleditz

by buck May 20, 2003

schnarf

Slang for cocaine

Hey buddy, you got any schnarf i can buy?

by Buck November 28, 2003

ach!

Ach! - exclaiming a point of disgust or disapointment.
Originated from the highlands of the Gingerland, sorry, I meant Scotland, ach!

ACH! Ach! Aaaaaaaaaaaach! Aa... aa... aaaaach! Ach! that caught my spudz!
Ach, mi'laddy

by Buck March 14, 2005

grillin

the act of staring one down, mainly directly in the eyes. not neccessarily bad or good. usually if you grill the opposite sex, it implies an interest in them, and if heterosexuals grill the same gender, it usually means they dont like them, are testing them, and wouldnt mind smacking the sh-t outa them.

good: "hey buck, that girl is GRILLIN you HARDCORE, go talk to her"

bad: "if that punk dont stop grillin, im'a see if he got a problem"

by buck January 26, 2004

Colon Monarch

Gay ruler of where the sun don't shine.

That Colon Monarch just tore me up like a Wendy's triple decker coming out the next day.

by Buck October 19, 2003