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Definitions by Brown Eyed Girl

Slightly more frum or observant then a MO - Girl.
Randy: Tova, you have my stamp of approvel as an O-girl.
Tova: Yay!
o-girl by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005
An acronym for Frum from birth. People who are from religious and observant families.
She's a FFB. I don't think she would date an OTD guy like you.
FFB by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

hot hebrew honey 

A very attractive (jewish) girl.

Also known as the triple h.
Aaron: Look at that triple h over there.
Dima: I should go hit on her.

spiritual masterbation 

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

religious masturbator 

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.
Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!
1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).
Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.
kiddush by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.
Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.
shmirah by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005