Brown Eyed Girl's definitions

purple flagged

Off the dating market for heterosexual people; A homosexual.

Tova: That guy is so hot!
Eliana: I know! unfortunatly he's purple flagged.
Tova: Are you sure?
Eliana: He's in my theater class... with his boyfriend.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

religious masturbator

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

3) Also called spiritual masterbation.

Erica: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.

Tova: I wish they would stop with their religious masterbation for once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

kiddush

1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).

Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

having the duck.

Having sex in a strange, easy to get caught place, that makes your friends jealous.

ie: On a fire truck or ambulance.

Reference taken from an episode of "Darma and Greg."

Kuperberg: My girlfriend and I did it on a motorcycle AND the rescue truck!
Robin: No way! I can't believe you have the duck! My boyfriend and I wanted to do that!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005

MO - Girl

A Modern Orthodox (Jewish) girl.
Similar to an O-girl, but wears pants or short sleeves.

Jon: I thought Tova was an O - girl, so how come she's wearing pants?
Randy: Tova is a MO - girl, they wear pants.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 16, 2005