Brown Eyed Girl's definitions

gadzoobied

Really cracked. Under the influence of substances such as drugs and/or alcohol.

Tova: How was the party?
Steiner: Oh man! I got so gadzoobied!
Tova: Sounds like you had fun!

by Brown Eyed Girl July 30, 2005

shmirah

1) The process of making sure children at shabbatons {religious retreat done over the Jewish sabbath) are not hooking up, and are in the proper areas at the proper times.

Aryeh: What are you up to now.
Erica: I have shmirah in like ten minutes.
Aryeh: Well, if you want, I'll help you with it.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

magnolia (name)

She's beautiful. That is all.

Jeez Magnolia (name) is such a beautiful person!

by brown eyed girl February 20, 2017

face-turning

n. Muffling out an interlocutor by slowly - yet unexpectedly - turning away their cranium with the palm of your hand. Can be construed as either playful or patently insolent by the receiving end.

Randy: You're boring me.
::turns her face::
Dina: What just happened?
Randy: It's called face-turning, toots. Deal with it.

by brown eyed girl March 24, 2006

kiddush

1) A small party after Jewish prayers that includes saying a small prayer over wine (or grape juice).

Dani: Are you going to the kiddush after the bris?
Tova: No, I can't. I have to go to work.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005

Green Flagged

A single person; On the dating market.

Tova: That guy is really hot.
Eliana: I believe he's green flagged.
Tova: Nice!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.

Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!

by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005