Brother Number One's definitions

dairy

A Corner Shop noted for selling everything from ice creams, milk Sweets and Confectionary To Cigarettes, Newspapers and Magazines Usu. Run By Curry Muncher Immigrants from Fiji or India but the small minority of them are owned by White People

therea a dairy up the street

by Brother Number One October 10, 2003

itchy and scratchy

A cartoon within a cartoon - a short 30 second segment appearing on the Simpsons about a mouse (itchy) who kills a cat (scratchy) and in one episode Poochie (who was killed off and never allowed to return again under legal obligations) in the most violent ways possible. Itchy and scratchy are pretty much simpsons charecters in there own right but should also get ther eown show as a simpsons spin-off. Scratchy has been killed in hundreds of ways - Bazooka, Firecrackers, The Moon landing on him, a bride full of explosives, falling off the seattle needle etc etc...

Itchy is voiced by Dan Castallanetta (homer, mayor quimby...) and Scratchy Harry Shearer (Mr Burns, Smithers Dr. Hibbert Flanders, Wolfcastle etc...)

They fight
They bite
They fight, They bite, They fight
Fight Fight Fight
Bite Bite Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy show....Boom

by Brother Number One July 15, 2008

Top 40

the biggest waste of radio and TV Space since THE 1950S

Talentless bullshit

by Brother Number One November 3, 2003

R. Kelly

a kiddie fiddler who rides 13 year olds

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

lollygagger

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker

- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

blog

short for Web-Log, an online diary.

by Brother Number One October 10, 2003

xxxploitation

corrupting (esp. our kids) with sexual content in films, and especially music.

Britney Spears, XXXTina, Holly Vallance

by Brother Number One December 8, 2003