Brother Number One's definitions

Top 40

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool

top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord

wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

cream

one of many heavy psychedelic rock band sof the 1960s, members included eric clapton, jack bruce, and ginger baker, noted for classic tracks such as 'White Room', 'Strange Brew', 'SWABLAR', and 'Toad' after creams break up clapton went on to pursue an extremely successful solo career which is still going today.

Disraeli Gears is the best Cream album of all. Then its Fresh Cream.

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

Russell Crowe

New Zealand actor who was born 6 blocks from my flat.

Gladiator, Romer Stomer, LA Confidential

by Brother Number One November 12, 2003

xxxploitation

corrupting (esp. our kids) with sexual content in films, and especially music.

Britney Spears, XXXTina, Holly Vallance

by Brother Number One December 8, 2003

Boff Pipe

The Penis

by Brother Number One November 7, 2003

dover

The process of Urinating in a Public Place - Named after NZ MP Dover Samuels' act of going for a peepee in a hotel alley

Fucking Oath theres no toilet for miles, im gunna burst, I must go for a Dover by that Tree.

by Brother Number One June 3, 2005