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dead kennedys

are the fucken BEAST!!!! one of the best punk-rock bands ever.
holiday in cambodia, chemical warfare, nazi punks fuck off, MTV get off the air
by Brother Number One October 3, 2003
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Tony Blair

President of Disneyland, East Staines, habitually drinks tea.
by Brother Number One June 27, 2003
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Ludes Dude

That retarded fool in the Red jumpsuit that hangs outside Starmart and the TAB on the Cnr of Courtaney Place and Tory St. Wellington NZ, Often if not always seen holding a miniature trophy demanding money from innocent passers by. Is reported to be IHC but is often under the Influence of Quaaludes AKA ludes hence his Nickname.
Ludes Dude was outside starmart this morning waving at the sky - he must be on the ludes, oh no maybe Acid.
by Brother Number One April 3, 2005
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jelly bracelets

innocent looking bracelets which are otherwise more evil than critics imagine them to be. Pimply faced teenage boys are supposed to rip one of them off judging by the colour and the girl is supposed to reurn a favour of a sexual and graphic nature depending on the colour. These items must be banned because they destroy the moral values of our children and promote a moral decay upon society. Anybody caught wearing them should be beaten with sticks and punished Taliban Style - Hey if they can ban people from dropping Class A hallucinagins or Class C herbs and punsih them why cant they ban these "Sex Bracelets" and punish the wearer/buyer as well as the seller with beatings, whippings even hangings? These bracelets are the prime example of the americo-ZOG conspiracy to destroy our youth and the world.
when i was a teenager marely 10 years ago - anybody caught wearing these jelly bracelets would be beaten and stoned to death for being a slut. Todays Teenagers are sick brains.
by Brother Number One May 13, 2005
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valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.
Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.
by Brother Number One February 18, 2007
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cream

one of many heavy psychedelic rock band sof the 1960s, members included eric clapton, jack bruce, and ginger baker, noted for classic tracks such as 'White Room', 'Strange Brew', 'SWABLAR', and 'Toad' after creams break up clapton went on to pursue an extremely successful solo career which is still going today.
Disraeli Gears is the best Cream album of all. Then its Fresh Cream.
by Brother Number One July 8, 2004
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wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord
wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.
by Brother Number One December 28, 2005
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