Brother Number One's definitions

jelly bracelets

innocent looking bracelets which are otherwise more evil than critics imagine them to be. Pimply faced teenage boys are supposed to rip one of them off judging by the colour and the girl is supposed to reurn a favour of a sexual and graphic nature depending on the colour. These items must be banned because they destroy the moral values of our children and promote a moral decay upon society. Anybody caught wearing them should be beaten with sticks and punished Taliban Style - Hey if they can ban people from dropping Class A hallucinagins or Class C herbs and punsih them why cant they ban these "Sex Bracelets" and punish the wearer/buyer as well as the seller with beatings, whippings even hangings? These bracelets are the prime example of the americo-ZOG conspiracy to destroy our youth and the world.

when i was a teenager marely 10 years ago - anybody caught wearing these jelly bracelets would be beaten and stoned to death for being a slut. Todays Teenagers are sick brains.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

picture ratings

a website that pathetic attention-starved morons put there pics (often scantly clothed wordslappers/word and clean cut preppy fags) and profile onto so the world can rate "how cute they are) - how sick can these freaks get? get a REAL life you lameoids

sarah-jane put her pics

by Brother Number One November 1, 2003

marijuana

The Spanish name for the indian hemp plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years.

Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the new zealand parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of hemp the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source.

Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, american bullying and lies this god-given plant remains illegal.

and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.

Lets go score some marijuana

by Brother Number One December 7, 2003

teenagers

an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.

I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

ludes

1 - Slang term for the drug methaqualude or simple quaaludes, a barbituate like Central Nervous depressant drug which causes clumsiness and fatigue, often used to treat insomnia and anxiety.

2 - "TO BE ON LUDES": Idiotical, Dull Minded, Dim-Witted, Stupid, Lacking intelligence, Feeble Minded.

1 - My doc recommended i take ludes for my insomnia, there illegal but TS.

2 - WTF?? Are you on ludes mate? dont you know what im getting at? you cant even follow the simplist of instructions cant you?

by Brother Number One August 22, 2005

helengrad

The New Name for Wellington, The Capital of New Zealand

The Beehive and Te-Papa Museam are the Icons of Helengrad

by Brother Number One October 3, 2003

Bogan

A Term used to describe some young delinquent men from upper hutt who drive around in Holden HQs, Drink shitloads of DB Draught, Lion Red and other Cheap Beer as long as it comes in Flagons or 745ml Bottles, The Love 6 cylinder V8 engines, bands such as AC/DC, Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Led Zepplin, Judas Priest, Old Metallica, and Motorhead, They wear Black Jerseys, Black Jeans and Doc martin Boots and occasionally a t-shirt of the forementioned band. Most of them have mullets but some of them just cant be arsed heading down to the barber for a haircut and often grow it to wherever it wants, a Few of them shave off there hair and are mistaken for skinheads.

gazza
wayne
kevin
shazza
shez
barry/bazza

drink outta tha 750ml bottle m8 or are u chickenshit?

Iron Maiden is the beast of all bands m8.
tash

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004