Brother Number One's definitions

scenester

(Acronym for Scene Kid ) - A Pathetic young person aged under 25 who blindly and mindlessly follows the flock like the Sheep they are but fit the description of: Males - Mohawks or Died hair and "punk" outfits although they know shit about the punk genre and only dress like a punk because its "in style". The female species of this diddicums group has choppy hair often with one side passing over either the left or right eye and is often dyed (usually black). In any cases Scenesters either listen to wussy poser "punk" bands (AKA "punk" bands that are actually on the top 40 or 50 or whatever charts and are overplayed on top 40/50 radio stns) ie. Blink 182, Greenday. or whatevers hot on the charts at current. Scenesters are another Sub-Group of Preps and chavs - sick fucks who like the sheep they are follow the crowd and dont know shit about individuality.

Those Scenesters - they need to be rounded at gunpoint to cathedral square, tied to that cone thingee and executed via firing squad for being poseurs - fuck them all, they die now

by Brother Number One July 12, 2005

barmy army

Pathetic, Overated Hype invented by New Zealand's Imperialist-Scum Media used to create public hype and exploit the game of rugby when no such other hype exists for Wallaby or Springbok games of which are held more than once a year.

just cos the those barmy army lions play in NZ only once every 12 years, it doesnt make it any different from the Australians or South Africans who play here for 3 weeks per team at a time every year, this Barmy Army shit is majorly over-rated.

by Brother Number One July 12, 2005

quacky dees

Slang term for mcdonalds - name org. due to there cappalling service and crap food.

Boycott Quacky Dees - Extremely Appalling Service and food which is of crap value, why Fish and Chips are way better, cheaper, more value - Quacky Dees has absolutely appalling service Boycott them for life.

by Brother Number One August 2, 2005

Pig

the Upper Hutt and Wellington Police Department

those dumb pigs gave me a ticket for not displaying my Rego

by Brother Number One October 15, 2003

Reality TV

a supposid "Television Show" in which the "cast" are all 20 something attention-starved Mediawhores/fags who daddys pulled strings to get them on TV and get everything they want off Daddys Credit Card and desrved to be shot or stabbed in the base of the skull with my bamboo stick - Spoilt Brats need to die!!!

Reality TV is full of 20 somethings starving for attention - i need me 9mm Glock to shoot there asses off the face of the earth!!

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

K road

The Red Light district of Auckland

see that bitch who came outta glassons?? she dresses like a prof. hooker from K'Road

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003