Brother Number One's definitions

glassons

Alongside Hannahs, Hellensteins - A Horrible Female Clothing Store where clothes that nobody would be caught dead wearing in Iran, Pakistan or Palentine are sold, Customers and Staff are referred to by the Aotearoa Revolutionary Brigades as Scum, Slappers, Prostitutes, Whores, Bitches, Preps, Skanks and oughta be stoned to death or tied to the back of a pick-up truck at WestpacTrsut stadium and driven around the stadium at hight speed until they expire and Every Single Glassons store in the entire country be burnt down or bombed by a suicide bomber - regardless of weather or not staff/customers are inside or outside the store

Glassons = The Whorehouse and Great Satan of the South Pacific

by Brother Number One October 21, 2003

MTV

A Crappy TV Channel that plays only c(R)ap, No-Talent pop and Pouser-Rock while neglecting metal, if you like MTV Then wordUR Gay/word

MTV Is full of attention-starved freaks, and a waste of TV Space

by Brother Number One October 26, 2003

Top 40

the biggest waste of radio and TV Space since THE 1950S

Talentless bullshit

by Brother Number One November 3, 2003

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

R. Kelly

a kiddie fiddler who rides 13 year olds

by Brother Number One October 12, 2003

lollygagger

A lazy person, somebody who is idle - a slacker

- Phillips, quit reading that porno and get back to work you lollygagger
- The train and bus drivers are a bunch of lollygaggers

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Comical Ali

1 - the former iraqi infomation minister best known for his misrepresented remarks during the Iraqi wars of 2003.

da americans have been blowen all the way to hell, we are winning.

by Brother Number One June 27, 2003