Brother Number One's definitions

tweenager

a slapper aged between 7 and 11

little jada is a tweenager, britney spears has corrupted her mind

by Brother Number One November 11, 2003

Skank

a young woman usu. aged between 12-29 but can be older or younger who dresses provacativly in white pants, boob tues and "fuck me" boots, associates in bars and with boy-racers, considered an arch-enemy and the great evil scum by non-conformists

See those Skank overthere in the white pants and fuck me boots??? Im gunna fire my 9mm automatic at them and kill 'em all

by Brother Number One November 13, 2006

quacky dees

Slang term for mcdonalds - name org. due to there cappalling service and crap food.

Boycott Quacky Dees - Extremely Appalling Service and food which is of crap value, why Fish and Chips are way better, cheaper, more value - Quacky Dees has absolutely appalling service Boycott them for life.

by Brother Number One August 2, 2005

teletubbies

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

by Brother Number One July 4, 2005

valentines day

A Pointless and worthless day invented by Hersheys Confectionary Co and Joining forces with Teleflora Florists and Corbans Wine Makers just so they can profit out of Wine, Cholocates and Flowers, while single people suffer at the clutches of the hands of this evil and corrupt capitalist-orientated day that is not even a fucking holiday period.

Valentines Day should be banned and all those celebrating it shot.

by Brother Number One February 18, 2007

cream

one of many heavy psychedelic rock band sof the 1960s, members included eric clapton, jack bruce, and ginger baker, noted for classic tracks such as 'White Room', 'Strange Brew', 'SWABLAR', and 'Toad' after creams break up clapton went on to pursue an extremely successful solo career which is still going today.

Disraeli Gears is the best Cream album of all. Then its Fresh Cream.

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004

wham

A really cheesy and annoying 80s pop group that made george michael a gaylord

wake me up befor eyou go-go is so gay.

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005