Brother Number One's definitions

wowser

a term used to describe a teetoller who wants to ban alcohol consumtion, The term originated in the early 1900s by hotel owners and patrons to describe members of the Womans Christian League in both Australia and New Zealand who campaigned for temperance and prohibition but narrowly failed in nurturing the latter in both countries.

Womans Christian League member: alcohol is evil we want it banned
Hotel Patron: just cos you woman arent allowed to drink in a hotel you cant ban it, you stupid bunch of wowsers

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

Saint Patrick's Day

March 17 - a Day to Drink as much piss as possible (notably Guinness) then fall over the floor swearing at your mates and the bartenders

Drink that Guinness mate

by Brother Number One March 21, 2004

piggies

recommended name for police officers

"oi jason, the piggies are here, quick hide the plants dude, hide the fucken plants man"

by Brother Number One May 6, 2003

bog

a toilet

i neeta go to the Bog

by Brother Number One November 7, 2003

Lollygagger

someone who is lazy, idle, useless

MR BURNS: D'uh. that is the fattest lollygagger ive ever seen
SMITHERS: Oooh how he could gag my lolly
MR BURNS: That sounded kinds gay smithers

by Brother Number One December 28, 2005

Top 40

A Pathetic waste of TV and Radio space as its dictating what is cool

top 40 is dictating what is cool- well fuck you cos im not gunna fall for what you dictate what is cool your a pathetic lil cunt.

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

olsen twins

a kiddie fiddlers best dream come true. Noted for turning our 8 year old girls into guttersluts

full house the most suckiest of suck ever made pre-reality TV

by Brother Number One July 8, 2004