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milf

1 - Mother Id Love to Fuck

2 - Moro Islamic Liberation Front, An international terrorist group which operates out of the Phillipines with the goal of establishing an islamic state in the southern islands of Mindanao
1 - That lady is one hell of a MILF.

2 - The MILF hate the west, kidnap them then cut there heads off once Filipino troops find them and try to kill them.
by Brother Number One September 16, 2005
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black widow

1 - a poisonous spider of the <i>Lactrodectus</i> found prdominantly in california.

2 - a kick ass acid/prog rock band from the UK in the late 60s/early 70s
1 - lay off the grapes, they found a black widow on one of them today.

2 - black widow where known for there songs - Come to the Sabbat, Sacrifice, Attack of the Demon and in ancient ways. Rock On \m/
by Brother Number One December 28, 2005
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scenester

The latest Pestilence/Epidemic or Craze to hit young people.

The Scenesters have the most appalling style of dress.

FEMALE
- Footless Tights often worn under a ultra short denim skirt with a black belt to support it, often used to "disguise" the fact that she isnt really a floozy but really is.
- Latitude Cap
- Any top that reveals any part of the shoulder (usually bra strap), cleavage or mid-riff.
- Croppy hair (normally dyed black but often blonde)
- Barbie Doll/Plastic looking faces.

MALE
- Hair put up into a Mohawk, often died but sometimes is grown long thus the hair comes over the eyes.
- "anarchy" t-shirts or shirts.
- Leather Pants

The Scenesters grammar and spelling is often appalling thus has an appalling command of the english language (even worse than the scenesters cousins - the wigga). They use spelling and "oompaloompa language" as Hay Nigz, and "lyk OMG hes so SXC" i mean what the fuck is that? it aint english.

Scenesters like to think they are there own culture but they are in reality just another sub-class of the prep culture - as long as everybody else is doing it then they are in reality preps
by Brother Number One July 21, 2008
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Lollygagger

someone who is lazy, idle, useless
MR BURNS: D'uh. that is the fattest lollygagger ive ever seen
SMITHERS: Oooh how he could gag my lolly
MR BURNS: That sounded kinds gay smithers
by Brother Number One December 28, 2005
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dover

The process of Urinating in a Public Place - Named after NZ MP Dover Samuels' act of going for a peepee in a hotel alley
Fucking Oath theres no toilet for miles, im gunna burst, I must go for a Dover by that Tree.
by Brother Number One June 3, 2005
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mp

abbr. for Member of Parliament in countrys with the Westminster system of Government
Paul Swain (nz) Alexander Downer (Au) Thabo Mbeki (SA), Paul Martin (CA) Jack Straw (UK)
by Brother Number One July 20, 2008
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slutty

The Scum of the Earth - Pathetic Young woman aged between 12 and 29 who dress in sexually explicit clothes (mini skirts, knee boots), fuck one guy, dump him the next morning when shes sober, and move on to the next guy, These Bitches can be found at places such as Rain Bar, The Hut, The Grumpy Mole and Flashbacks - In fact any bar anywhere in the World, They are pathetic attention whores and are considered the archcriminal of the planet and need to be tied to the towbark of a pick up truck and driven around a rugby field until they expire, stoned to death with broken bricks, or tied to a goalpost and shot via firing squad.
Slutty - Kelly Howard that whore that hangs out at Flashbacks
by Brother Number One June 3, 2005
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