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marijuana

The Spanish name for the indian hemp plant, of which is classed in the Sativa family. The leaves of this plant are used as a euphoric, anxiety, Stress and Violence reducing, appetite Increasing analgesic and anti nauseant. Has been used for spiritual, recreational and Sacramental substance for thousands of years.

Sadly in 1927 the Dangerous Drugs Act was passed by the new zealand parliament prohibiting its use because it was Bullied by The League of Nations to outlaw it. The act called for the total prohibition of hemp the non-intoxicating cousin of Marijuana which had been used in this country for 150 years as a fibre and Fuel source.

Sadly today because of hysteria, Xenophobic leaders, american bullying and lies this god-given plant remains illegal.

and jester your quote about tobacco addiction is misleading in everyway, You can only get hooked on tobacco from Marijuana if you mix the 2 together in one joint, having Marijuana by itself is actually a useful tobaco cessassion aid.
Lets go score some marijuana
by Brother Number One December 7, 2003
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zero hour

31/12/99 was supposed to be the Zero Hour but the Christian FundaMENTALists who prophesiced this are all losers.
by Brother Number One October 3, 2003
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trendie

a person/s who wanna-be skaters by dressing like them even tho they are not skaters and women who dress in tight white pants FMB's, a mini skirt and tube top.
by Brother Number One December 8, 2003
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bali

a place where three of my countrymen died because of some scrotrot muslim terrorist muthafuckers who think they can dominate the world.
12/10/02 will be remembered.....
by Brother Number One October 12, 2003
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scenester

(Acronym for Scene Kid ) - A Pathetic young person aged under 25 who blindly and mindlessly follows the flock like the Sheep they are but fit the description of: Males - Mohawks or Died hair and "punk" outfits although they know shit about the punk genre and only dress like a punk because its "in style". The female species of this diddicums group has choppy hair often with one side passing over either the left or right eye and is often dyed (usually black). In any cases Scenesters either listen to wussy poser "punk" bands (AKA "punk" bands that are actually on the top 40 or 50 or whatever charts and are overplayed on top 40/50 radio stns) ie. Blink 182, Greenday. or whatevers hot on the charts at current. Scenesters are another Sub-Group of Preps and chavs - sick fucks who like the sheep they are follow the crowd and dont know shit about individuality.
Those Scenesters - they need to be rounded at gunpoint to cathedral square, tied to that cone thingee and executed via firing squad for being poseurs - fuck them all, they die now
by Brother Number One July 12, 2005
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townie

See Also prep, slapper, chav, trendy, fashionista: Mindless losers who are sheep and follow the flock mindlessly just to fit in and be accepted, The Average Townie is easily manipulated by others or Imperialist Media which is robbing people of there individuality and dictating what is cool see mtv, c4 and juice tv

The Average Townie is aged between 11 and 29 but can be much older or more alarmingly much younger. They loiter in groups of no less than 3 and can be found loitering at Te Aro park or Odlin Square drinking cheap cider and RTDs. If the townie is old enough he/she is usually seen in "rough cunt" nightclubs such as The Lab or Rain.

The MALE Townie is obsessed with his car - usually a late model Mazda RX or Subaru -, and often drives it at rediculously high speeds (usually with his mates inside) without any regard for the safety of his passengers, other motorists, or pedestrians. The male townie (see also boyracer when he is not keeping a quiet street awake with his "burnouts", "donuts" and "drags" or potentially killing his passengers, anotehr motorist or an innocent padestrian often Shouts abuse at pedestrians from there windows as they drive by. The Male Townie is distingushable by a Hoodie, Lowrider Jeans, and Beanie and tries very hard to look like a skater when he is just another poser, more recently Male townies have been dressing up in white patterend shirts and Mohawks and passing themselves off as punks when they know they are nothing more than posers. He Generally listens to Rap, Poser Punk and Dance Music

The FEMALE Townie is obsessed with the way she looks - She easily stands out by wearing short (usually denim) skirts, (often with some b/s like "roxy" written on the arse") Knee High Boots, Tube Tops, Tops that are cut off at the shoulder and/or expose much of the back and cleavage in fact anything from supre, glassons or Number One Shoe Warehouse would do her well as she is in these stores more often than her house.In addition to these slutty clothes she also wears a latitude cap thus making her look like a fucking the chav fuck she is. She listens to shit assed radio stns such as the edge and ZM religiously and heavily digs R&b, Rap, Pop, Dance Music, in fact whatevers on the Top 40 at the moment.

Be Warned people - Townies are common bloodstained Criminals, they are the pestilence and like any disease they need to be eradicated.
JERRY: Hamish, Townie Scum down at the Lab, lets go smack em over.
HAMISH: Yeeup, just as soon as weve sorted out the townie scum down at rain, after that smack the ones over at Te Aro Park.
JERRY: DEATH TO TOWNIES!!!
by Brother Number One September 16, 2005
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K road

see that bitch who came outta glassons?? she dresses like a prof. hooker from K'Road
by Brother Number One October 21, 2003
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