Brother Number One's definitions

Ludes Dude

That retarded fool in the Red jumpsuit that hangs outside Starmart and the TAB on the Cnr of Courtaney Place and Tory St. Wellington NZ, Often if not always seen holding a miniature trophy demanding money from innocent passers by. Is reported to be IHC but is often under the Influence of Quaaludes AKA ludes hence his Nickname.

Ludes Dude was outside starmart this morning waving at the sky - he must be on the ludes, oh no maybe Acid.

by Brother Number One April 3, 2005

ned flanders

Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.

FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.

by Brother Number One February 10, 2005

jelly bracelets

innocent looking bracelets which are otherwise more evil than critics imagine them to be. Pimply faced teenage boys are supposed to rip one of them off judging by the colour and the girl is supposed to reurn a favour of a sexual and graphic nature depending on the colour. These items must be banned because they destroy the moral values of our children and promote a moral decay upon society. Anybody caught wearing them should be beaten with sticks and punished Taliban Style - Hey if they can ban people from dropping Class A hallucinagins or Class C herbs and punsih them why cant they ban these "Sex Bracelets" and punish the wearer/buyer as well as the seller with beatings, whippings even hangings? These bracelets are the prime example of the americo-ZOG conspiracy to destroy our youth and the world.

when i was a teenager marely 10 years ago - anybody caught wearing these jelly bracelets would be beaten and stoned to death for being a slut. Todays Teenagers are sick brains.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

teenagers

an age group whos sole purpose in life is to be obsessed with sexual references, smart assing teachers and dressing up like a whore or a wannabe gangsta or wannabe punk. They listen to the most appalling noise ever theyc all "music" but in real life its a no-talent stripfest. Most often seen at high schools or working at Quacky Ds for a minimum wage. Have had there morals destroyed by the ZOG conspiracy.

I was a teenager 10 years ago and of all the stuff ive mentioned in my definition was "hip" then, then there was no doubt you'd be beaten, clubbed and stoned to death. Todays Teenagers lack the morals of those born a decade earlier.

by Brother Number One May 13, 2005

wowser

a term used to describe a teetoller who wants to ban alcohol consumtion, The term originated in the early 1900s by hotel owners and patrons to describe members of the Womans Christian League in both Australia and New Zealand who campaigned for temperance and prohibition but narrowly failed in nurturing the latter in both countries.

Womans Christian League member: alcohol is evil we want it banned
Hotel Patron: just cos you woman arent allowed to drink in a hotel you cant ban it, you stupid bunch of wowsers

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

hotel

originally a Hotel Bar - a place where men would go after work and get as pissed as a 2 bob watch then stay the night at one of the many top floor rooms provided, but times have changed and most Hotels are now discoteques and cafe bars, although the few that still remain in there original form are places where drunken unemployed bums spend there days drinking rather than trying to find work, at night there are darts competitions

The Albion Hotel

by Brother Number One May 5, 2004

gutterslut

a trashy dressing drunken slapper frequently found in bars and nightclubs who pick up guys on the dance floor, shag them, then dump them the next morning, considered the great satan by the author

Kirsty Banks

by Brother Number One May 7, 2004