Brigante's definitions

yoko

Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.

Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

kelly osbourne

Oxygen thief who is ugly, brattish and has no talent. Owes everything to her father.

Phone animal welfare I can hear a cat being torutured! No wait....Kelly Osbourne has just come on the telly.

by Brigante July 15, 2008

london

Cancerous sprawl that basically sucks the life out of the rest of the country.

We had some power once - the parliament in London abolished it.

We had industry once - London didn't so it was allowed to rot away by the government based down there.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

hello moto

A phrase that reoccurs repeatly everytime Motorola want to bombard me with the message to buy one of their crap phones.

Later on ITV, the news. Next, the "Hello fucking Moto" movie premiere.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

most haunted

Money making SCAM of a TV show that supposedly investigates paranormal activity but infact consists of nothing more then endless screaming, specs of dust cunningly termed "orbs" and a fake medium with questionable taste in jewellery and hair.

Oh look, Living TV have 8 hours of Most Haunted on tonight.

by Brigante July 1, 2005

cadburys

Makers of crap flavourless chocolate full of vegetable fat and milk that Brits devour by the ton because they don't know any better. US equivilent would be Hershies.

The lady does NOT love Cadburys Milk Tray!

by Brigante July 1, 2005

grim up north

An English phrase used by residents of the South to desribe the Northern half of the country. Stems from the period of history when the north was highly industrialised

I would go to Lancashire, but you know what they say, it's grim up north.

by Brigante July 7, 2005