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briefs

A great invention meant to protect the penis and balls.
Briefs are always comfortable even in a wedgie.
by Briefboy November 3, 2008
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[wedgie]

When someone pulls up your underpants halfway up your back. Often done to nerds, dorks, geeks, rich kids, preps, freshmen, weak kids, and occasionally to storng people when done in a group.
I love giving myself wedgies. Briefs are comfortable always even in a wedgie.
by Briefboy November 2, 2008
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bed wedgie

When you get a wedgie while you are in bed.
Last night my older brother came in at midnight and, since i was asleep, he tugged at the front of my tighty whities, I was lying on my back in tighty whities taht were from six years ago(i'm not exagerating) so they were extremely tight,he lifted me up into a nuclear melvin which is also classified as a bed wedgie. I was screaming "Bloody Murder!!!!!". OOOWWWWWWW!!!
by Briefboy November 2, 2008
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Bondage Wedgie

Last year i gave myself a Bondage Wedgie in the backyard and got grounded because i couldn't get myself down. My older brother ripped the briefs out of my asshole and it hurt as if I were being rubbed with sandpaper on my ass.
by Briefboy November 2, 2008
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boxer

an evil invention that if participating in an athletic activity, will only lead to badly bruised balls!
2 years ago, i ran track wit boxers on and one my testicles felt like they wer being twited an frozen!OW!!!!!!!!!
by Briefboy November 3, 2008
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