Brian Johnson's definitions

boss fight

At the end of a level in a video game you typically fight a much larger enemy with much more health, called a boss. Typically these bosses are defeated by figuring out their pattern of attack.

See Also: mini-boss

"The boss fights in Metroid Prime kick ass!"

by Brian Johnson April 10, 2004

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

Trehaddle

Going to a abandoned place or dark alleyway to preform sexual acts upon each other

That abandoned car park is where they go to trehaddle

by Brian Johnson October 14, 2021

Attack

1.) To enter military forces into another country with hostile intentions.
2.) to criticize strongly.
3.) to set upon with violent force.

No remorse, no repent
We don't care what it meant
Another day, another death
Another sorrow, another breath
No remorse, no repent
We don't care what it meant
Another day, another death
Another sorrow, another breath

ATTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!

by Brian Johnson November 2, 2003

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

POGO

An acronym standing for Put Out or Get Out. An age old an useful tactic for getting some.

"After we went to the movies, I drove out to the backroads and gave her the POGO."

by Brian Johnson January 1, 2005