Brian Johnson's definitions

Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection

Nintendo's new online service that launched at the same time as Mario Kart DS. The idea is great, Nintendo games online. The execution of friends is done worse in Mario Kart DS than it is in a third party game, Tony Hawk's American Sk8tland.

Proof that Nintendo means well but dropped the freaking ball:

To play someone specific online requires the exchange of friend codes. A process that can't be done in game. So if I play a stranger, have a good match, and want to add him to my friend list I can't.

Disconnecting results in no penalty to the disconnecting player.

guy over IM 1: Wanna play Mario Kart DS over the Nintendo Wi-Fi Connection?
guy over IM 2: Sure, my friend code is XXXXXX-XXXXXX
guy over IM 1: mine is YYYYYY-YYYYYYY
guy over IM 2: I'm searching
guy over IM 1: Searching
guy over IM 2: Did you lock me?
guy over IM 1: Yeah
*minutes later*
both guys over IM : YES
*race begins*
*guy two shuts his DS off before a close loss*
guy 1: WTF you quit
guy 2: I must've lost my wi-fi for a bit

by Brian Johnson November 19, 2005

Trehaddle

Going to a abandoned place or dark alleyway to preform sexual acts upon each other

That abandoned car park is where they go to trehaddle

by Brian Johnson October 14, 2021

snarlin

1.) refers to a blow job
2.) often known as S.O.A.L. or snarlin of a lifetime
3.) to gobble a penis

That bitch gave me a snarlin all night.
It was the soal and I jizzed in her eye.

by Brian Johnson March 29, 2005

POGO

An acronym standing for Put Out or Get Out. An age old an useful tactic for getting some.

"After we went to the movies, I drove out to the backroads and gave her the POGO."

by Brian Johnson January 1, 2005

puter

What you use to do work after you eat your samiches.

Hey James, you gonna go play puter?

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

samiches

What mom calls sandwiches.

We could bring some samiches.

by Brian Johnson February 8, 2005

Bedihouse

What they call it when your mom tucks you in when you're in your 20's.

James, I made your bedihouse downstairs.

by Brian Johnson February 10, 2005