Brian's definitions

Ahwatukee

Also known as Pleasantville, recognizable by the "cookie-cutter" style homes (homes that all look exactly the same). Ahwatukee is a place where you think you're growing up but you really dont, because its far from the real world. There's an unnecessary number of police in the area for a town where absolutely nothing happens, and the streets die at midnight every friday night because of high schoolers racing to get back before curfew. The biggest social aspect of Tukee? AMC 24. The huge yearly event? The sad Ahwatukee Bowl between DVHS and MPHS. 16 year old kids drive around cars nicer than most parents, and the boys think they're tough shit. Don't be swayed by the underage girls although they dress like 30 year old single, slutty, unmarriable women. Abercrombie is overused, and parents are overprotective. It's the worlds biggest cul-de-sac, but if you ever get stuck here...you'll want to kill yourself; college students stay away just go straight to tempe

think of the tucson...sketchy town, but theres things to do...now turn it upside down..and throw way more money..and you'll have a snooty boring ass suburb of phoenix. Welcome to the Tukee

by Brian February 4, 2005

Bob's your uncle

All will be well or simple as that.

You go and ask for the job -- and he remembers your name -- and Bob's your uncle.

by Brian August 26, 2003

flip

To roll, as in a joint or a blunt.

Person 1: What are you doing
Person 2: I was about to go flip a joint
Person 1: Don't bother, I just flipped this blunt
Person 2: spark that shit up then!

by Brian June 4, 2008

Burberry

once a very gd highly sought after company that made up market coats....... unfortunatly the tartan designs of this company have been stolen by an intolerably stupid race know most commonly as townies. the brand has been faked and now unfortunatly the cheap scum of the earth can now afford to wear it. NO ONE BY BURBERRY OR YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE CO<K!!!!!!!!

hehehehehe look at that guy he is wearing burberry he must be a townie lets go kick him coz looks stupid

by brian August 10, 2004

Woop Woop

The noise made when you have the walkin farts to cover the embarrassing sounds excreated by the poop cutter.

"Woop Woop Woop Woop....."
"Damnit Granma you got the walkin farts again?"

by brian March 7, 2005

R*

an abbriviation for the Game Company Rockstar Games who brought into this world wonderful games such as GTA:III and GTA:Vice City

when is R* gonna release the new GTA game?

by brian January 20, 2004

nightcap

a condom

I need a nightcap or she won't let me bone her.

by Brian June 22, 2004