Brendan's definitions

cutties

Used when someone is upset or cut. Usually accompanied by a finger scissor cutting action across your front.

"Oooo, Stacey's got cutties!"
"Cutties!"
Can also be done silently with only fingers moving.

by Brendan March 24, 2005

jibberish

See gibberish. "Jibberish" is a common mispelling.

-How do you spell gibberish Michael?
-But miss! I've already answered today! - ok,erm, J..
-WRONG!

by brendan September 6, 2004

qwest

To be swindled or cheated out of something, usually money. To not get what you paid for.

Originates from the mega-evil corporation Qwest who does this to every one of their customers.

"Wow... I just got qwested by that taxi driver."

"Qwest you, buddy!"

by Brendan July 7, 2004

Belt

To suddenly explode into a run away from some cunt that is chasing you.

''We belted across the bridge tae get away fae they cunts''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

hydromorphone

drug that has the following affects: dizziness
lightheadedness
drowsiness
stomach pains
vomiting
constipation
rash
difficulty urinating

that hydromorphone is nasty but it stopped my cough

by brendan May 21, 2004

log

1. a section of tree
2. a section of math
3. acronym for lazy old git

1. they cut down plenty logs to make these buildings
2. log2²=1
3. fuck off u log

by brendan May 20, 2004

On the whitey

Glasgow (Scotland) slang: Being sick, usually due to excessive consumption of alcohol.

David: Mind that time Joe was on the whitey?
Brendan: Hahaha, he was properly fucked, lying on the floor of that guy's bathroom!

by Brendan November 30, 2005