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milking the lizard

I was on the computer milking the lizard yesterday and my mum walked in!
by brendan June 19, 2004
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Slimpenis

Parody of the name of rapper Slim Shady (Marshall Mathers) used by people who think he is simply a fake ass white boy.
''Hi my name is, Slimpenis''
by Brendan April 5, 2003
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Wapper

1. A white rapper
2. Someone who is so attatched to their mobile phone they use is to browse the internet
''Look at that wapper go''
by Brendan April 7, 2003
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S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.
I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.
by Brendan January 29, 2005
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doric

by brendan May 20, 2004
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Moleschievious

Used to describe someone who gives off the impression that they are a pedophile, or has some other equally deviant sexual desire to molest something or someone.
Check out that guy over there hanging out in the childrens' underwear section. He's totally moleschievious.
by Brendan January 2, 2004
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Ambleside

The smallest town in the world. Has a pub, a wee cinema, a chippy and a youth hostel. Watch out for a geography group from Livingston each September staying at the YH, especially if they have taken advantage of the vodka sold locally at a mere £7. Nice place the YH, right next to a big lake. Surprisingly a decent place to be at for a while considering there is almost nothing to do!
''Let's Ambleside!''
by Brendan September 19, 2003
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