Brendan's definitions

demaralizing

An extremely gay person who hums songs to themself and in the middle of the sad humming breaks into a rage destroying everything in site. After coming out of the trance like destruction state the subject is cool with everything.

The boy with the tiny penis demaralized everything after being rejected by the ugly girl at the cafeteria.

by Brendan December 2, 2004

nade n00b

a n00b (unskilled player) in a game (spearhead) that throws nades (Grenades) non stop, often suicidal blowing himself due to the lack of skill.

*Gosu was killed my iheartnades nade* *otherGosu was killed my iheartnades nade*
Gosu says:less nade please
ihaertnades:i pwn u haha
*ihaertnades was killed by his own nade*

by brendan January 26, 2004

dmsn

Improved version of MSN instant messenger. Not made by Microsoft Network. Name changed to Mercury to avoid getting sued off Microsoft. Allows you to show what song you're listening to and other stuff like that.

22:14:13 Some people call me Maurice says:
wots wi ur name howd u get it to show the songs?
22:14:26 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
its dmsn
22:14:27 brendan 22:14 Orbital - Halcyon + On + On says:
google up

by brendan September 21, 2004

doric

NE Scotland language/dialect.

Fit like stranger, far d'yi bide?

by brendan May 20, 2004

1337

The term 1337 is just an abreviation of Elite.

1 R T3h 1337 j00 f4g!

by Brendan July 23, 2006

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004

NO2

Nitrous Oxide
1. Used in vehicles as a boost in speed but is street illegal.
2. Bodybuilding supplement; designer creatine.

1. NO2's in the boot.
2. NO2 doesn't work any better than standard creatine monohydrate.

by brendan September 20, 2004