snurpous

When you aren't supposed to have snacks because you're on a diet but you plan it out and do so anyway.

A combination of Snack and Purpose.
I had a snurpous... <shame face>

Look at that fat cow, she has the snurpouses all the time
by Brax Dee April 10, 2017
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Slagathor

Banse's preposterously hideous doggo.
Good God Banse's pet is a slagathor.
by Brax Dee January 27, 2021
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perschwing

Friend: "She's kinda cute, would you smash that"?

Me: "Hmmmmm perschwing"
by Brax Dee May 01, 2019
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