Brandon's definitions

arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

by Brandon July 19, 2004

pimp tard or pimptard

A pimptard, at least when I was in highschool, (which now seems very progressive in a 1990's ghetto kind-of-way), meant a retarded male or female student that was also a pimp.

Let use a male as an exmaple.

To qualify, he has to pimp at least 2 girls at once. It didnt matter if the girls in fact where retarded, however, most times the pimptard has two retarded bitches on his arm, primarilly because they didnt know any better because they were of course, retarded.

by Brandon December 9, 2004

cKy

cKy are also 4 movies started being made around 1999 with Bam Margera, Brandon DiCamillo, Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, and more. It started Jackass, and about half the stuff you saw on the Jackass TV Series was pulled from one of the cKy videos.

Camp Kill Yourself is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen.

by Brandon February 19, 2005

nargis

a universal something or other capable of not only cooking stuff, not only being a remedy to all of your problems, but also a wonderful saddle for your pet camel/llama/oompaloompa hybrid

by Brandon August 31, 2003

queff

when a girl is having sex and farts out of her cunt

i was having sex last nihgt and she queffed all over me

by Brandon February 21, 2005

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

TRADE

A masculine acting gay male

Is he trade or fish?

by Brandon July 30, 2003