Brandon's definitions

Misty Flower

When a guy wraps his package up in saran wrap, cums in it and slaps it onto someone's face.

You keep talkin' shit and I'm gonna give you a misty flower!

by Brandon February 4, 2004

Fong

Verb. To beat mercilessly.

Noun. A game in which coke bottles filled with sand and duct taped beyond belief are used to fong people.

I wrecked my car, my dad is gonna fong me when he finds out...

by Brandon March 11, 2004

token

The one ugly girl who is hanging out with a group of good looking girls. Someone in your group will have to "take one for the team" and hang out with the token.

Hey Josh, you get the token tonight!

by Brandon March 1, 2004

anchorman

best demoman to ever touch a mouse

anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be.

by brandon April 17, 2004

Negator

A person who has a negative view on everything and/or just wants to get people in trouble.

That security guard was a raw dildo-whapping negator.

by Brandon February 18, 2005

deez nuts

Childish, but funny prank, made hilarious when you can get some gullible person to fall for it.

Person 1: Hey, you know Dee?
Person 2: Dee who?
Person 3: DEEEEEEEEEEEZ NUUUUUUUUUUUUTS!!!

by Brandon December 1, 2003

nasataw

no ass at all

yo sista got nasataw

by brandon July 18, 2003