Brandon's definitions

arpeggio

Its something guitarists anymore don't have skill to do , so they chunk away at thier drop tuned garbage to impress another generation of even more brainless kid guitarists.

(kid) Hey , what's that?

(me) That's an arpeggio

(kid)I wish i could do that

(me) You can , you just have to practice more than 5 minutes a day and atleast take playing the guitar a little bit serious.

(kid) But i'm a punk! I don't take anything serious

by Brandon July 19, 2004

thwang

Being paranoid when your all messed up.

Just chill man, don't be thwangin.

by Brandon September 16, 2003

jiminy christmas

kinda like holy shit or jebus christ

oh jiminy christmas

by brandon February 17, 2005

uncle-ray

(v.)(Slang/Informal) To give a of lack details and/or display an absence of common courtsey towards another.

Don't go camping with him, he'll uncle-ray you and you won't know what's going on.

by Brandon May 15, 2004

rat-a-tat-tat

Gang shootings or just shooting guns. Gun fire.

In the ghetto you hear guns go rat-a-tat-tat!

by Brandon May 31, 2003

afro

A large poof of pubic-style hair resembling a large brillo pad. Usually accompanied by a "pick."

Ice Cube had a sweet Afro in that movie with that really white skinned kid who became a nazi because he had no friends.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

tweaker

one who 'tweaks balls' as in one who uses the drug methamphetamine to get amped and then shakes around and talks non-stop.

I would have asked Mary to help me study for my test but she's such a tweaker --she couldn't sit still for more than 2 minutes so that's why I got a D+

by brandon December 3, 2002