Brandon's definitions

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 1, 2004

whhaerrre

a vagina thats shaped like a plate.

Man, that's one big whhaerrre!

by Brandon April 14, 2004

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses

Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.

by Brandon March 23, 2004

schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!

I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!

by Brandon December 14, 2004

zeddy

A fluffy teddy bear used in kinky sex.

I tickled a hot chick on her ass with my zeddy to make her pussy tighter on my penis.

by Brandon December 3, 2003

big jeffery

Snoop Dog

the pimp hand is why strong

by Brandon November 24, 2003