Brandon's definitions

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 5, 2014

ringpiece

1. rectum
2. slang for a cool (a)person, (b)place or (c)thing.

1. I shit so much i tore my ringpiece.

2. (a)Who's that ringpiece?
(b)We gonna hang out at that ringpiece tonight?
(c)Lemme see that ringpiece for a sec.

by Brandon May 6, 2005

dougnut fucker

One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.

"What a doughnut fucker!"

by brandon April 25, 2004

falloople

A brown duck that usually lives in small bodies of water such as ponds or streams.

Give bread crumbs to the falloople in the pond or it will eat you alive!

by Brandon December 12, 2004

blow this joint

To Leave an area quickly

Lets blow this joint before the pigs find us!

by Brandon October 25, 2004

tissue tit

Ever known one of those insecure girls that stuffed their bras with tissue paper? Well, here is what you would call these insecure young ladies.

"Hey tissue tit. Do you mind if I borrow your stuffing? I'm about to sneeze!"

by Brandon November 17, 2004

fake rain

When having sex in the anal or doggy style position, a man pulls out his penis and spits a little saliva on the girl's back, thinking he has ejaculated she will look back to see it at which point he ejaculates all over her face.

I used fake rain on Scott's mother last night before she pulled a gun on me.

by Brandon March 13, 2004