lakeland

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
by Brandi January 09, 2005
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santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?
He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.
by brandi February 10, 2003
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well hung

having a large cock
All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.
by brandi February 07, 2003
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puff daddy

rapper who throws the best and most outrageous parties; he's so hot jenny lopez actually went to bed with him.
heard p, puffy, puff daddy, diddy daddy whatever name he goes by right now, is hanging with that faggot ashton.
by brandi August 07, 2003
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chocolate in ya milk

when a white person act real black but aint tryin to
dat white gurl jamie got some chocolate in her milk
by Brandi January 01, 2004
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Chavvage

A chavvage is the vagage of a chav.
That infant was expelled from it's mother's chavvage near the Seven Eleven last Thursday.
by Brandi April 07, 2005
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sourpuss

when you want that puss but there playing hard to get.
I Meet this chick in a bar, She was really playing hard to get, she was a sourpuss.
by brandi July 30, 2003
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