Brandi's definitions

muff diver

one who gives oral sex to women.

Man, last night was great. he was an excellent muff diver.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

tit fucking

the act of fucking a girl btwn the tits. (note) requires lubrication.

I was tramutized to find that Trey had tried tit fucking that girl.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

beating the rap

when a guy masturbates

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

wack off

to jack off until one cums.

I had to wack off after i watched baywatch.

by Brandi February 6, 2003

sweet sweet love

a step above sweet love and one below sweet sweet sweet love...oft considered the best lovin'

Matt is all about that sweet sweet love

by brandi February 7, 2003

well hung

having a large cock

All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.

by brandi February 7, 2003

santa clause

strangely enough this word rhymes with blue balls. could the connection be that they are both not real?

He claimed he had blue balls, but i just called him santa clause and laughed.

by brandi February 10, 2003