Brainiac's definitions

krr splat

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.

"Ahhhhhhh!"
Krr Splat!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

ridmi

is an amazing person who is fun to be around and has a great laugh. Is a loyal and smart friend.

Woah you've got a great personality, kind of like a ridmi!

by brainiac March 23, 2013

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

humbucker

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.

SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Spargus

Slang for the vegetable "asparagus".

"Pass the spargus, would ya."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Baby Killer

A derogatory term used to identify Vietnam-era veterans returning from the war in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

"Look what's getting off the plane. Friggin' baby killer!"

by Brainiac January 7, 2005