Brainiac's definitions

aqua snogging

The act of clearing ones nose of pool water when coming up for a breath.

"Excuse me while I snog this water from my nose..."
Hoooonk!

by Brainiac March 17, 2005

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 9, 2005

peace monkey

The member of the gang
known for having the stash of guns.

Yo this nigga lost his gatt, he'll have to visit the "peace monkey".

by Brainiac September 29, 2003

sex slap

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.

"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

forum whore

Started in the mid-1960s during the peace movement, forum whores became the bane of city council members everywhere. The term was used as a derogatory one by the council members themselves who were fed up with hippies interrupting town meetings with what they considered to be rhetoric.

Council member: "Oh crap! The forum whores just walked into the meeting."
Forum whores: "No more war! No more war!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

tanockle

Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.

"Oh man! Look at that! All of my fishing gear's turned tanockle!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Dune

1. A mound of sand, usually found in a desert setting or near a beach.

2. The best science fiction novel ever written (by Frank Herbert). First published in 1965, and later made into a questionably decent film by director David Lynch.

1. The dunes shifted with the winds.

2. Arrakis, also known as Dune.

by Brainiac January 8, 2005