Brainiac's definitions

lulaf

Love U Like A Friend

ok, seeya later! lulaf!

by Brainiac August 7, 2004

krr splat

The sound a homophobe makes when flung from the top of the Empire State Building and lands on the pavement.

"Ahhhhhhh!"
Krr Splat!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

fatty patty

The love handles usually associated with old age, but which can erupt at any time on someone who eats McDonald-like meals on a regular basis.

"Did you see the fatty patty on that guy!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

idiotism

A term used in the diagnosis of idiots by medical professionals. Often associated with people who have no sense of evolution or the evolving of mankind (and womankind) into a higher-functioning being (see also low-IQ and homophobes).

Doctor: "So, Mr. Dope, why are you afraid of homosexuals."
Patient: "Because the bible says they're wrong! It has to be true if the bible and the church say it's wrong! Just like women can't be priests and the sun revolves around the Earth!"
Doctor: "Oooookkkaaaay." (Writing in his chart. Diagnosis: Idiotism)

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

Tearmonger

A "bully" who tries to get you to cry at every opportunity (see low self-esteem).

"Look at him picking on that kid who's half his size."

"I know. He's a real tearmonger."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Dune

1. A mound of sand, usually found in a desert setting or near a beach.

2. The best science fiction novel ever written (by Frank Herbert). First published in 1965, and later made into a questionably decent film by director David Lynch.

1. The dunes shifted with the winds.

2. Arrakis, also known as Dune.

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

FWOMP

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005