Brainiac's definitions

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

FWOMP

1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.

2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.

1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"

2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Dune

1. A mound of sand, usually found in a desert setting or near a beach.

2. The best science fiction novel ever written (by Frank Herbert). First published in 1965, and later made into a questionably decent film by director David Lynch.

1. The dunes shifted with the winds.

2. Arrakis, also known as Dune.

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

sex slap

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.

"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

dudey

A hermaphrodite who is really, really, really cool.

"That's the coolest dudey I've ever seen."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

forum whore

Started in the mid-1960s during the peace movement, forum whores became the bane of city council members everywhere. The term was used as a derogatory one by the council members themselves who were fed up with hippies interrupting town meetings with what they considered to be rhetoric.

Council member: "Oh crap! The forum whores just walked into the meeting."
Forum whores: "No more war! No more war!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005