Brainiac's definitions

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

tanockle

Term used to describe the discoloration of fishing supplies in a tackle box that are left in the sun too long.

"Oh man! Look at that! All of my fishing gear's turned tanockle!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

humbucker

A word used by parents (usually after they accidentally injure themselves) who don't yet want their children to hear them cursing.

SLAM!
"Owwww! Mother...uh...humbucker!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Baby Killer

A derogatory term used to identify Vietnam-era veterans returning from the war in the late 1960's and early 1970's.

"Look what's getting off the plane. Friggin' baby killer!"

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

flame-o

The act of lighting one's farts on fire.

"Watch this flame-o..."
Click...
Whoosh!

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

heartagram

The term used by people who have an echocardiogram, but can't remember or pronounce the word "echocardiogram".

"What did you do today?"
"I had a ... a ... heartagram thingy today."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005