fartbank

1. A little known section of the colon (just past the Appendix) where large blasts of flatulence can hide for days before bursting forth with great fervor.

2. Also, see Ed in "Shaun of the Dead".

1. "Excuse me, I had a bean burrito last week and...uh-oh...here it comes out of my fartbank!"

2. "I'm sorry, Shaun."

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

dick splash

Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.

Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 08, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 02, 2005

Da Shits

1. Slang for "diarrhea". Usually associated with (but not limited to) eating poorly prepared foods. See also Montezuma's Revenge.

2. The shortest review of "The Da Vinci Code".

1. "I knew I shouldn't have had that raw steak with eggs. Now I got Da Shits."

2. The Da Vinci Code was Da Shits

by Brainiac January 09, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 09, 2005