Brainiac's definitions

Chimmy

Hispanic slang term for the name "Jimmy".

"Hey Chimmy! Where you goin', man?"

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

sockmember

Term used to describe those men that carry condoms in their wallets.

"You got a condom in your wallet?"
"Of course. I'm a sockmember, dude."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

Fiver

Character in Watership Down, an excellent anthropomorphic novel by Richard Adams. A rabbit.

"Fiver lay down in the soft grass and began contemplating the cost of their travels."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Lil' Jon

1. A character in Robinhood (but spelled wrong).

2. Referring to the small size of a man's penis.

1. "Little John's not little at all, is he?"

2. "Man, we was ready to git down and then he whips out his Lil' Jon."

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

sex slap

A consensual act of rough sex during which some spanking goes on. See also S&M.

"He sex-slapped the hell out her...and she loved it!"

by Brainiac January 8, 2005

bat shit crazy

A clinically insane person beyond the regular diagnosis given to them by a psychiatrist.

Family: "So, did he have a psychotic break? Or is he manic/depressive?"
Doctor: "No. I'm sorry. Your son is bat shit crazy."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005

lightning007

1. The speed (falsely shown by utilizing filming techniques) at which James Bonds' cars travel.

2. A type of alcohol; stronger than moonshine.

1. "Sit back and hang on, Octopussy! We're traveling lightning007 speed now!"

2. "Sheeit. That moonshine is fer pussies. Try this here lightning007. It'll peel the skin off yer esophagus."

by Brainiac March 2, 2005