Definitions by Brahfizzle
Permabro
A bro that sticks with you for years without breaking the Bro Code. You might eventually lose contact with a permabro, due to moving, etc., but your brolationship remains strong regardless.
Dude 1: Should you really be trusting Nick with your keg before tonight?
Dude 2: Don't worry man, he's a permabro; you could even trust this guy with your wallet and girlfriend.
Dude 2: Don't worry man, he's a permabro; you could even trust this guy with your wallet and girlfriend.
Permabro by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Bropen Brolationship
A brolationship between two inseparable bros that allows for other bros to join the intense bro-bond. Unlike most open relationships, a bropen brolationship allows for an endless amount of bros to join (if they are worthy).
Dude 1: Bro, you've been bros with John for 5 years now; you sure he's alright with you broing it up with me so often?
Dude 2: It's cool bro; we're in a bropen brolationship!
Dude 2: It's cool bro; we're in a bropen brolationship!
Bropen Brolationship by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Brost Office
1. Any location or environment (dorm, house, campgrounds, etc.) in which bros can be bros and can bro it up to almost no extent.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
2. A service dealing with strictly bro-to-bro contact, correspondence, or exchange. Includes otherwise open social networking sites in which the user only adds bros as contacts.
1. Dude 1: Why does everyone call Mike's place the Brost Office?
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
Dude 2: Because there's no rules, no neighbors, and all the booze you could ever dream to have.
2. Dude 1: Did Jim tell you when the party's at?
Dude 2: (logging in to Facebook) I'll check my Brost Office right now and see.
Brost Office by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Brorphan
1. A bro who was shunned or has otherwise dissociated from a group of what he thought was bros, but turned out to be douches, leaving himself to be a bro without bros.
2. A bro who is new to the area and has yet to find other bros to bro it up with.
2. A bro who is new to the area and has yet to find other bros to bro it up with.
Dude 1: That guy seems super chill, why doesn't he have any bros?
Dude 2: Bro, he's a brorphan; his former "bros" all took turns with his girl behind his back.
Dude 1: Ouch...Hey, let's bro it up with him a little to cheer him up.
Dude 2: Bro, he's a brorphan; his former "bros" all took turns with his girl behind his back.
Dude 1: Ouch...Hey, let's bro it up with him a little to cheer him up.
Brorphan by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Bropaque
A bropaque bro is a bro who practically emanates bro from his sweat glands; he is easily discernible as a bro from first glance.
Dude 1: Whenever he meets new bros, he always takes the check for the booze!
Dude 2: Bro, that bro is so bropaque I can hardly see past him.
Dude 2: Bro, that bro is so bropaque I can hardly see past him.
Bropaque by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012
Brobesity
Dude 1: Bro, Jim got huge since last year! What happened to him?
Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.
Dude 2: Jim's been broing it up hardcore bro. His pizza to workout ratio is way too big, a common cause of brobesity.
Brobesity by Brahfizzle October 6, 2012