Bowman's definitions

tub of lard

A hugely obese person, usually very greasy and not at all psychically fit.

"He's a fat tub of lard."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

damn

To condemn, berate, or disparage something; an exclimation of frusteration or anger.

"Oh, damn you!"

"DAMN, I'M MAD!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

Wang Pants

Shorts or pants that show the outline of ur "wang" or penis.

Hahaha Fred is wearing Wang Pants

by Bowman March 30, 2003

Take off

An expression of disbelief, like "Get out of town!", although it can also be used as a Canadian variation of "Fuck off!"

"Take off, eh!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

head

A clitoris.

Use your big head. Use condoms.

by Bowman June 11, 2006

Warbucket

The scourge gathering site of the earth.

*song(fast)*
It's home to:
Perverts and insomniacs,
Pleasant necronphiliacs,
Americans, Canadians,
Arabs and Acadians,
Don't forget the Swedes and stuff,
For whom buttsekz is not enough,
It's the place where dreams come true
And the goatse man, he's after you.
...*incomplete*

Arrrr. Warbucket be a mighty fine place, If I do say so, myself.

by Bowman December 8, 2003

dope

Someone clumsy or foolish, a variant of "dolt".

"You stupid dope!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002