Bowman's definitions

tickle torture

When a victim is tied up, be it in a rack or with ropes or hand-cuffs, in a strategic method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, words are written on the victim's feet, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may.

"I filmed my girlfriend in tickle torture."

by Bowman June 16, 2002

head

A clitoris.

Use your big head. Use condoms.

by Bowman June 11, 2006

screw

Like fuck, can mean either the act of making love to someone, or an expression of disgust, meaning that one desires to forget, ignore, or cease doing something.

"Oh, fuck this!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

fart

The act of flatuence; to excert air from the anus, usually poorly smelling. It can make a loud honking noise, or can be silent.

"I'm about to fart."

by Bowman October 15, 2006

damn

To condemn, berate, or disparage something; an exclimation of frusteration or anger.

"Oh, damn you!"

"DAMN, I'M MAD!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

bullwinkle

An excessively hairy penis, like that of a bull or moose.

"It's hard to suck on a bullwinkle without getting hair tangled in your teeth and gettin' stuck!"

by Bowman June 16, 2002

penis captivus

A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.

"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."

by Bowman June 16, 2002