9 definitions by Borg
by Borg December 8, 2004
Annoying Trisidian objects that allow people to move themselves or any object to any location in the universe.
Jenn Nadire got an orb, and despite her love Mack's wishes she used it, sending them both into constant depression. Nevertheless they stayed together and made love at the end.
by Borg September 6, 2005
by Borg August 4, 2005
by Borg February 29, 2004
An extremely powerful assault rifle used by special forces and the U.S. military; it uses the 5.56 mm round. An M203 (grenade launcher) can be attached under its short barrel to cause maximum damage and doom. It is black with pink polka-dots and a lot of naked lumberjacks use them. Lumberjack slams are also delicious. They are eggs, ham, bacon, sausage, pancakes, and parsley. They taste slammingly tasty.
That stupid asshole was running down the hill when he tripped on a rock and the M4 Assualt Rifle he was carrying went off and shot a mailman.
by Borg November 28, 2004
An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.
by Borg November 27, 2004
To engage in slamming, crashing, trucking, jumping, flipping a truck while driving it (if the truck is a Chevrolet S-10 and is red), shotgun blasting chair, flapping, cramboozling, bamboozling, jock strapping, smorgisbording, Regis, Slamming, slamming, slamming, cootering, jock strapping, slamming, jock strapping, jocking, slobwicking, stoobling, slamming, slamming, slamming also.
Salutations, my fair boy, but must you always trick hard in the middle of eating your delicious meal for all to enjoy?
by Borg November 27, 2004