Boomin' Granny's definitions

trail mix

(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, M&Ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of Viagra and Ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour boner: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.

1. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.
2. I had some trail mix and my penis fell off.

by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003

Viagra

n. the infamous erection pill for men who can't get it up (either due to old age or their spouse); see also: Bob Dole

I mixed Viagra with Ecstasy (a.k.a. trail mix) and my penis fell off

by Boomin' Granny April 22, 2003