5 definitions by BonerMasterMick2
A penis that exceeds the size of 8.5 inches in length, has a respectable girth, and no deformities. It is the type of penis that haunts the mind of every man, because you know your girl might leave you and get fucked by a huuuuuuuuuge dick. This situation is the essence of all primal fear.
Jack: Yo dude, have you seen Alec? I was trying to talk to him the other night and couldn't get a hold of his dumb ass.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.
Mick: Dude, didn't you hear? His girlfriend got fucked by a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick.
Jack: Aw man..
Mick: Ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 September 3, 2023
An exclusive club whose members are only those who have inherited large sums of money from their hard working parent or parent(s). These members, without the economic imperative of poverty to force them to work, kind of work but rest on their laurels knowing that one day they will be wealthy for absolutely no reason. This causes a lackadaisical and relaxed attitude in the members of HeirLife. The name of HeirLife is fashioned after an airline, because members of HeirLife are riding comfortably in the sky of unearned income.
Gavin: Yo dude, I am not feeling that good cause of Stacy and am going to call in sick for work tomorrow but I am worried about the response of my manager.
Marky T: Yo dude, don't worry. Remember that you don't actually need this job or any job whatsoever because you're a certified member of HeirLife.
Gavin: Oh yeah dude, that's fucking awesome, I forgot.
Marky T: Ye.
Marky T: Yo dude, don't worry. Remember that you don't actually need this job or any job whatsoever because you're a certified member of HeirLife.
Gavin: Oh yeah dude, that's fucking awesome, I forgot.
Marky T: Ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 July 26, 2023
To be completely neurologically agitated beyond reasonable explanation for months, up to years at a time.
Jack: Yo man, are you doing all right? You just keep walking around with a blank face breathing hard.
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..
Mick: Nah man. I'm in a Gnomer State of Mind.
Jack: ..
by BonerMasterMick2 September 23, 2023
A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 September 19, 2023
noun. A covert operative for the Central Intelligence Agency, MI6, and/or Mossad.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
Or other unknown state and/or non-state operatives, seeking to maintain the status quo of the military industrial complex.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 7, 2021