1 definition by Boingerschleimer
1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
by Boingerschleimer December 23, 2006