Boggler's definitions

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

Pec Poser

(n). See testosterone gym gorilla.

There they are, the pec posers in one corner of the gym, admiring themselves in the mirror.

by boggler February 9, 2005

wrxer

(double u rx er). a wanker that drives a subaru wrx. Thinks that he is going to get all the hot chicks driving a four cylinder that sounds like a Eureka vaccuum crossed with a hornet's nest.

Oh no, step aside I see and hear a wrxer. Better roll out the red carpet for Monsieur Douchebag.

by boggler July 15, 2019

double lattes

A girl's/woman's breasts, esp. those of a very busty woman.

Look at the set of double lattes on that chick!

by Boggler March 9, 2004

bumper fucker

(n). See tailgater or bumper rider. Anyone driving so dangerously close to another car's bumper that the driver in the front car cannot see the tailgating car in the rear view mirror. The driver who bumper fucks sometimes often does so and then turns off on a side street. This is called bump and dump. Bumper fuckers who tailgate, then drop back then tailgate and drop back, is a daredevil tactic known as clipping and dipping.

Hey Ron, would you slow down? I can't Janet, I got a bumper fucker in back of me!

by boggler December 28, 2005

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

by boggler December 28, 2005

rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.

There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.

by Boggler March 4, 2004