Boggler's definitions

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004

reverse alchemist

reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.

Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.

by boggler September 22, 2022

ProLifeEration

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

I was driving in traffic when I pulled up behind a car full of ProLifeEration statements.

by boggler October 19, 2007

Toyota Corroded

(n). Any older model of Toyota, specifically a 2003 Toyota Corolla, whose undercarriage and frame forms big pockets of rust and can be peeled off with one's finger after many years. The rust is so prevalent and brittle, it comes off in like potato chips.

for years, I drove a Toyota Corroded. While it got 40 miles to the gallon on gas, the frame started to fall apart. The rust came off in potato chip-like flakes, due to rust on the undercarriage. At 250,000 miles, it became a rust bucket.

by boggler January 28, 2019

FYI

FYI (n) (short for fine young intellect): A very bright, gifted young individual who excels in almost every subject he or she is studying; esp. a fast learner.

Julie was not just a very diligent student. She was a fine young intellect, capable of identifying a species' call by hearing only a mere fraction of a second of it.

by Boggler March 17, 2004

Ford 5150

(n). Slang for Ford F-150 truck. 5150 is code for the criminally insane, which is what you may be if you drive this junk.

Ooh boy there's a big bad Ford 5150 on the side of the road with the hood open.

by boggler January 28, 2019

Plopscotch

A variation of the game of hopscotch, but it involves evading piles of either duck poop, goose poop, or dog poop.

The survival game is played either on a sidewalk, a street, or grass. It is usually in a public area.

The object is to get to a place where there is no more obstacles and your pant legs and shoes must be clean.

John what happened to your shoes?

Oh. Yeah I mistakenly tried to take a shortcut through the park and had to play a vigorous game of plopscotch. Unfortunately, I lost.

by boggler October 31, 2025