Boggler's definitions

Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.

At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.

by boggler August 12, 2016

wrxer

(double u rx er). a wanker that drives a subaru wrx. Thinks that he is going to get all the hot chicks driving a four cylinder that sounds like a Eureka vaccuum crossed with a hornet's nest.

Oh no, step aside I see and hear a wrxer. Better roll out the red carpet for Monsieur Douchebag.

by boggler July 15, 2019

Weaver monkey

(n).

1. Any daredevil on a Ninja style motorcycle who gets his thrills in traffic by weaving in and out and around cars without respect for other drivers/pedestrians/cyclists.

2. A young inexperienced biker who races and does wheelies in traffic, resulting in a fatal accident.

On my back bumper, these three weaver monkeys were trying to intimidate me by weaving back and forth on their bikes, then they gunned it down the right hand shoulder and into the mini-mart lot.

Jack, pull over in to the right lane, we got weaver monkeys in back of us.

by boggler October 29, 2005

manure salesman

(n). See shit spreader.

I really hanging out with Alex. It's too bad that I found out that he was a major manure salesman.

by boggler December 28, 2005

reverse alchemist

reverse alchemist: (n). someone who can take a most valuable or beautiful situation a turn it into total shit or chaos.

Donald Trump claims he is a multi billionaire. Several of his businesses went bankrupt. he is a reverse alchemist.

by boggler September 22, 2022

ProLifeEration

(n). The cumulative advertisements for Pro Life, anti-abortion
viewpoints, found in the forms of bumper stickers on back of cars, billboards near churches, posters on bulletin boards, etc.

I was driving in traffic when I pulled up behind a car full of ProLifeEration statements.

by boggler October 19, 2007

charity crapper

(n). One who habitually uses a public bathroom in a public place such as a library on a daily basis to relieve their load themselves. Quite often, the offender leaves the area foul smelling.

Every day at 3 Pm, Max comes into the library to free his load. Why doesn't he go home and use his own toilet? He's a charity crapper.

by Boggler March 5, 2004