testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 09, 2005

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cybortion

short for cyber abortion:

(verb). The process or act of shutting down a computer in a desperate attempt to erase evidence of looking at offensive material. Quite often, this happens in public libraries, or when someone is coming.
In a cybortion, the user will usually say the computer crashed and needs to be "rebooted".

Jack heard the footsteps coming up the hallway. He knew he wasn't supposed to look at bondage.com, so he quickly performed a cybortion.

by Boggler March 10, 2004

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butt billboard

synonym for ass billboard. Blatant advertising on the rump of a pair of girl's shorts or sweatpants.

She was standing there in the mall, in plain view, wearing a butt billboard that said "Nasty".

by boggler January 07, 2005

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Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

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neat slob

(n). a young man, usually a bachelor, who can be neat when he wants to, but prefers to leave his car, apartment, and other belongings in a disorderly fashion.

I am a neat slob. When company comes over, I will tidy up the place, then after they leave, I will leave things all over the place.

by boggler May 31, 2005

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