Boggler's definitions

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

Deja Poo

That strange feeling that you've been through the same, horrible shit before.

Oh man. Another traffic jam. Deja Poo.

by boggler July 14, 2019

ker bangers

(N) pl. 1. Toy in the 70s and 80s that resembled two testicles tied to a string. The object was to click the two balls together and then make them swing up and down in a pendulum motion.

2. The testicles.

Ouch, that hurt. Right in the ker bangers.

by boggler August 18, 2005

Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

by boggler August 18, 2009

rimshot

action: (esp. masc.)--peeing over the top of the toilet seat or urinal and missing the intended target. Rimshots are usually caused by a sudden jerk--a cough or a sneeze.

There was pee all over the floor. Someone must have just done a rimshot.

by Boggler March 4, 2004

parade maker

(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.

Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.

It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.

by Boggler March 15, 2004