Boggler's definitions

poverty pooper

(n). synonym for charity crapper: see charity crapper.

He's a prime time poverty pooper.

by Boggler March 23, 2004

turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 18, 2005

Def and Dumb

A person that appears to be cool, but not that bright or smart.

Joe is a nice guy. he is hip, but you ask him one question about something complex, he doesn't understand. He's Def and Dumb.

by boggler July 22, 2019

GHI

Phrase, short for (gotta have it);used
as a modifier.

GHI can also stand for gotta have it culture,gotta have it mode,or any other word ending.

We live in a GHI obsessed society where impulse buying is the norm,especially with the advent of Internet commerce.

by Boggler March 17, 2004

Tucker Carlson

(n). 1. A Shit Sandwich. Served at all fine eating establishments everywhere.

man: gee I'm really hungry but gullible. I don't know what to eat.

Waiter: can I interest you in the Tucker Carlson? It comes with flies.

by boggler May 8, 2021

charity crapper

(n). 1. One who goes to parties, functions, and other events just for the freebies, but doesn't bring anything to eat/drink. 2. A guy/gal who goes out to eat, and when the time comes to divvy up the bill, says they are short.
3. Someone that does not reciprocate.

"Hey Paul, should I invite Bill?" "Oh, no, man! Not that charity crapper!"

by boggler October 10, 2005

testosterone gym gorilla

(n). A very stocky, well cut, well oiled, well tanned male, usually wearing a tank top, often found pressing more than 350 pounds at the gym. Likes to walk in circles, looking himself in the mirror. Quite often does no cardio workout--muscles are purely for SHOW. See Pec Poser.

While at the gym today, I saw this TGG (Testosterone Gym Gorilla) pumping weights, snorting and groaning like a bull on crack having sex.

by boggler February 9, 2005