Boggler's definitions

Splatter pattern

(N). The chaos of brown that goes all over the toilet bowl and the bathroom after eating extra spicy foods.

My good news john! What in earth did you eat? You left a splatter pattern all over the bowl. Clean it up now!

by boggler November 3, 2023

Plaxicate

to do something so dangerously stupid in public where one causes harm to oneself.

That kid riding his skateboard on the guard rails fell on his head. He really plaxicated himself in front of all those onlookers.

by boggler December 18, 2008

giggle stick

(n). One of the most annoying toys ever. Emerged from the 1970s, it was a plastic yellow stick that made a spastic sound by tilting it on end, back and forth. The first sound would be higher pitched and the second one was lower. Sounded like a cow on helium.

It would sound like "Ow, ewwwww...ow, ewwwww..."

In the "just a buck store", I found a cheap imitation of that old annoying giggle stick.

by boggler August 22, 2005

tongue taco

(v). and (n). The ability to twist one's tonque into the shape of a taco shell, resulting in a look resembling a taco shell "V" curve.

Tongue tacoing isn't that hard to do. You just have to flex your tongue muscles, and voila! you have a tonque taco.

by boggler March 13, 2005

Plaxico Burress Syndrome

aka, PBS.

THe exact opposite of ED, or erectile dysfunction. Instead, with PBS, you see a good looking babe and the unit discharges prematurely.

Hot damn! This babe walked by me in the bar and I couldn't hold back. I must be suffering from Plaxico Burress Syndrome.

by boggler December 17, 2008

Saint Louis Sake

(n). Slang term for Bud Light beer, or any beer manufacturer that puts rice in their ingredients. As you may or may not know, Bud Light is made by Anheiser-Busch, and is based in Saint Louis, Missouri. One of the ingredients of Bud Light is rice. Who wants rice in their beer? Has this beer been outsourced to the East?

"Hey bartender, another round of Saint Louis sakes for my football friends!"

by boggler February 1, 2019

barbell bitch

(n). 1. A woman with muscles so huge at the gym that it looks like someone put a girl's head on a man's body.

2. any girl or woman at the gym who primarily lifts weights but does nothing else like running or aerobics.

In the free weight corner, lifting 30 lb. dumbells, was an oversized barbell bitch.

by boggler August 17, 2005