Boffo's definitions

monkey face

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

by Boffo March 15, 2007

song seed

A riff, melody, or beginning idea for a song that may only last a few seconds, and which may or may not develop into a full song.

I thought of this wicked song seed yesterday, but I forgot to record it.

by Boffo June 5, 2007

demonkeyize

To shave your grizzly, monkey face when it has a bristly, out of control, unkempt beard.

Saddam Hussein needed to demonkeyize his face when he was found and captured, and doctors were looking in his mouth.

by Boffo April 2, 2007

hells plural yeah

What you say to show you agree unconditionally. When the ultimate approval is given or you are very prepared for something.

When asked if he was ready for a challenge, he said, “Hells plural Yeah!”

by Boffo December 28, 2009

ketchup and gravy

when you wipe your ass and it's shitty and bloody usually after forcing out a shit

Bart looks down at the toilet paper after having an intense constipation episode and thinks the toilet paper looks like he just wiped up ketchup and gravy. Later on he has fries with ketchup and gravy.

by Boffo April 24, 2009

sma

slowest mammal alive

when a person is so slow you wonder if they're actually awake

sma! sma! get out of the car already!

by Boffo March 30, 2009

popper

The knocking of fists as a form of greeting, departure, respect; or to mimic a high five as in coolness, acknowledgement, amusement, or agreement.

That was awesome, gimme a popper. -see pound

by Boffo May 21, 2007