Bobby's definitions

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

MY TURN!

N. When walking with friends, and having a soda or drink in your hand, you say "my turn" and throw it up in the air, in hoping that it will land on someone.

I threw the Dr. Pepper up in the air while screaming "MY TURN", and landed directly on mike. He took a shower in Dr. Pepper ;-)

by Bobby November 28, 2003

Qualculus

If you know about qualuculus you are probably an insider or learned about it from a site like qualculus.4t.com

Qualculus has been used by consultants in the computer industry to design program.

Qualculus was created at University of Wisconsin.

by Bobby April 26, 2005

Prepared Juggalo

A native of Rhode Island who is a huge fan of psychopathic records and always carries a blow up bed in his car... you know, just in case.

Luna-Chriz is such a prepared juggalo.

by Bobby March 30, 2004

fwns

abbreviation for "fucking owns"
Meaning: Total domination or ownage.

Also see wordfwned/word.

Urbandictionary.com fwns!

by Bobby October 20, 2003

neekacheeka

ugly ass whore who has a lot of hair and eveybody hates except for a russian girl

neeka lin

by bobby June 28, 2003

jv

jon vaughn.

ya. jon vaughn. word.

jvizzo. j dawg. well. not really.

by bobby January 11, 2005