Bobby's definitions

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

bunkahumpa

one who humps bunkers.

That george is such a bunkahumpa.

by bobby November 29, 2003

Colecar

A male version of a penis with hair that doesnt grow on the base, but rather out of the 3rd eye

Did you see that Colecar at the A-Town fair?

by Bobby November 14, 2003

cinnaminson

a place
in new jersey
that isnt cracked out
itjust blows.
cause there is nothing to do here.

ya.

so


so


ya.

by bobby January 6, 2005

squank

it means what u want it 2 mean

u wanna squank, thats squanking,

by bobby April 27, 2004

cum wipe

insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with

Yo cumwipe stop being retarded

by bobby April 1, 2005

turtling

To torture out of pure love.

Came to be because people cannot type, and typos are not a best friend.

By the way:
MH<3PS and PS<3MH .. Extended version of PS = PMS. :D

We are turtling Bobby.
Do not turtle me with your looovvve!!!
You turtled me with your love you biznatch.

by Bobby June 20, 2004