Bob882's definitions

gentlemen behold

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

by Bob882 August 22, 2004

paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

moronazi

A combination of moron and Nazi. An idiot who thinks his opinion is fact and anyone who disagrees with him is wrong and/or stupid. This behavior is not only moronic, but also discriminatory and evil, hence the name moronazi.

That Sealab2022 guy is such a moronazi!

by Bob882 November 23, 2004

indeed

What Teal'c always says in the TV show Stargate SG - 1.

O'Neill: Wow, Teal'c, you sure do say indeed a lot.

Teal'c: Indeed.

by Bob882 January 6, 2005

RIF

Rabid Inuyasha Fan. A crazy fan of Inuyasha who is obsessed to the point of commiting suicide if it was to hypothetically be cancelled.

Tell - tale signs of a RIF include:

Badd speelink and gramer

Inability to comprehend simple terms like STFU noob.

Making you want to bash your skull in.

Also see flamebait.

RIFs give all the mature fans of the show a bad reputation.

by Bob882 September 21, 2004

destruct

(verb) Similar to destroy, except much more painful.

I will destruct you!!!!!

by Bob882 October 21, 2004

anime

Okay, there are a lot of definitions for this word, and most of them are crap. I'm going to give you the complete, unabridged, truth:

Definition 1: Anime is the French (yes, French) word for animation. Simple, no?

Definition 2: Anime is a word used in Japan for any animation. It is taken from the french word.

Definition 3: This is the definition that is most commonly used and encountered in the United States. It means 'animation made in Japan, or by Japanese people'. That's it.

So, there are three definitions. I hope we're all clear now.

French guy: Ze anime is good, yes?

Japanese Guy: The first anime, Gertie the Dinosaur, was made in 1912.

American Guy: Anime is animation from Japan.


Three different definitions, got it!?!?

by Bob882 September 7, 2004