eargarrete

A ciggarette that you put in your ear instead of your mouth. Originates from Dilbert.

Dilbert: Time for an eargarrete break.

Wally: Ear mint?

by Bob882 August 27, 2005

kagome

A whiny bitch who always says the obvious and gets in the way of Inuyasha and Kikyo.

Kagome needs to be rammed through the skull with her own arrow.

by Bob882 October 07, 2004

AOL

A really crappy ISP. This 'lawyer' who is trying to sue urbandictionary is just a stupid idiot who doesn't realize that this is a site where anyone can post their definition, and a lawsuit against it would abridge free speech.

Read the first amendment, you bozo!

by Bob882 August 28, 2004

apoclyapus

A giant octopus that will cause the Apocalypse by smashing one of its tentacles down on each of the seven continents, and the 8th one in the ocean.

Beware the apoclyapus!!! Ooooh!!!

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

Akira Toriyama's other works besides the DB series

Things that no one in the US knows about, since so many pathetic fanboys are obsessed with DBZ.

DBZ fanboy: OMG, DBZ is teh coolest!!

Me: Can you name any of Akira Toriyama's other works?

DBZ fanboy: Umm... uh... Vegeta rocks!!

Me: (sigh)

by Bob882 October 09, 2004

filter dodge

A deliberate misspelling of an offensive term in order to bypass an online site's "filter", which often censors these terms. For example, fuck becomes f.uck.

I got banned from the message board for using too many filter dodges.

by bob882 July 07, 2004

SG 13

The Stargate team on Stargate SG - 1 that's always offworld.

Siler: Sir, incoming wormhole, and SG 13 isn't due to return for another 7 hours!

Hammond: You said that last week and they're not back yet

by Bob882 November 17, 2004