Bob882's definitions

behatted

The state of wearing a hat.

Come on up, you, the behatted one.

by Bob882 November 24, 2004

diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate

The second longest word in the English language. An extremely poisonous chemical compound. The only longer word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

Oh, No! I inhaled diisopropylaminoethylmethylphosphonothiolate! Now I'm going to die! Ahhhhhh! I died!

Now I'm dead!

Bleach!

by bob882 July 5, 2004

friends

A category of definition on urbandictionary.com. When you try to define a word, it asks you to pick a category, and one of the categories is 'friends'. Logically, you would think this would be the place to talk about your friends. However, just about every entry like that is deleted by someone who says 'urbandictionary is not a personal message board'. If it's not a personal message board, then why does this category even exist!?!?!?!

I think I'll talk about Chris under 'friends'. WHat, it's been deleted!? Damn you, urbandictionary, and your deceptive ways!!!!!

by Bob882 October 11, 2004

hoppo

A hippo that hops. It looks really funny, too.

Is that an earthquake?

No, it's just a herd of hoppos.

by Bob882 October 19, 2004

quietus

Most badass character on the FPL.

Quietus pwns j00 in da faise.

by Bob882 January 14, 2005

STFU n00b!!

Shut the fuck up, newbie!!

Used to tell obnoxious newbies, to, well, shut the fuck up.

n00b: You suck and ur lame go suck my ballzOMGWTFROFLOLMAOFJDKFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: STFU n00b!!

by Bob882 September 22, 2004

die dye

When you want clothes dye, to die.

Die, dye! Or I'll kick your butt!

by Bob882 November 9, 2004