Bob Proczko's definitions

Apple-knocker

A hay shaker, hick, or gobby from the country. A country cousin, an unlettered rube.

Get a load of that apple-knocker trying to mail a letter in the fire alarm box!

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

blaah

1920's, Apple sauce, nonsense, or anything that is no good.

The new jazz band on WNAX is blaah.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

barney-muggin

The business of making love, Necking and petting, canoodeling.

I took Mabel out last night for a little bit of barney-muggin.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

big hearted

Complementary adjective describing a young man who supplies cigarettes.

Be big hearted and butt me, whon't you?

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

butt me

Give me a cigarette.

Butt me. O. K., Al, but all I've got are Chesterfields.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

cellar smeller

A young man who always happens to be around when liquor is to be had without cost.

Wouldn't you know that every time I uncork a bottle of the real stuff every cellar smeller in a three mile radius shows up at our door.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006

ankle excursion

When a girl has to walk home from an automobile ride.

Well, Henry, I guess I got too fresh for Mabel last night. I wanted to pet, and she took an ankle excursion.

by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006