freedom fries

Actually from Belgium, they are French fries that are so greasy that they loosen your bowels and the shit flows like brown tap water (eg "freedom"). Also term for Congress that has the same effect.

Screw the high colonic, I'm getting some freedom fries!

by Bob L July 04, 2003

skate

to goof off or take it easy.

That job is skate duty. You fuckers have been skating and didn't get the job done.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

Jerry Falwell

A televangilist who has unknown influence connections to the D.C. crowd for no apparent reason. Frequently puts both feet in mouth while inserting his head up his ass, thus accused of being a secret Yogi. Is a closet Republican who lusts after power and is deeply in love with his own opinions and the sound of his own voice.

Why is that ass Jerry Falwell on Fox news again?

by Bob L July 04, 2003

double bagger

a woman so ugly you make her wear two bags over her head before you'll fuck her, in case one falls off.

I had to double bag that bitch before I could get it up.

by Bob L July 03, 2003

ba da bing ba da boom

like 1, 2, 3. Quick and clean ... it's done An original Italian American phrase that may have started in New Jersey or NYC.

It's easy, walk in wack the fucker and walk out, ba da bing ba da boom.

by Bob L March 31, 2004

putz

In Jewish golf, when you get on the greens you putz! If you miss, you are putzing around.

I'll putz for an eagle, but I wouldn't walk a mile for a camel.

by Bob L March 31, 2004

ratsass

not something of great value.

I don't give a ratsass what you think!

by Bob L July 03, 2003