Bob Johnson's definitions

shlitty

An adjective describing something as the sloppiest form of shit.

A state of being in which one feels worse than shit.

A bad or mean thing to do.

After that wet burrito I left the toilet all shlitty!

12 shots and 12 hours later I was all hungover and shlitty.

Running over that cat was pretty shlitty man!

by Bob Johnson April 6, 2004

Deezledorf

A stupid, oafish idiot. Often used to make fun of someone playing a childish card game.

Hey dumbass, you're playing Yu-Gi-Oh? You're a queer deezledorf!

by Bob Johnson November 5, 2003

skittle

is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate

HAHAHA you just ate skittles!

by bob johnson May 13, 2005

distim

that which the gostak does to doshes.

"The gostak distims the doshes."

by Bob Johnson October 23, 2003

anal masturbation

To Repeatedly shove an object into ones anus untill they have an orgasm over it
Warning: May result in death if the object is too long and punctures a vital organ or the large intestine

Man that pencil hurt because it poked into the sides as i was doing my daily routine of anal masturbation

by Bob Johnson March 15, 2005

baggies

Clear evidence of a doom ho(u)se

Cop: Baggies; I've seen these before! Eyugayaheyui...this is evidence: evidence of...a DOOM HOUSE!!!

by Bob Johnson September 23, 2004

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 11, 2004