Bob Johnson's definitions

propane

clean burning, odorless, efficient fuel usually used in cooking and heating.

Hank Hill:You wanna buy some propane or propane accessories?
Customer: yea i just got a new grill.
Hank Hill:ok you can have 2-100 gallon tanks for $220.
Customer: wow thats a lot, and seems expensive.
Hank Hill:No, no! With propane, the sky's the limit!

by bob johnson December 10, 2004

dmyze

A term describing an individual of uncanny domination and ability in various acpects including the opposite sex, day-to-day tasks, and personal aspirations.

dMyzE is so secsy, I want to be him.

by Bob Johnson June 7, 2003

afroman

uhh i`m to high to wright one

by bob Johnson November 4, 2003

hugh grant

British actor who adds "erm" in everyone of his lines.

Hooker: Hey wanna suck my tits?
Hugh Grant: Erm, I really erm, would rather suck erm, a penis.
Hooker: Oh you're gay?
Hugh Grant: Erm...yes.

by bob johnson December 11, 2004

R. Kelly

sexual harrasment

The boy grabbed the other boy who yelled, "Help!! Sexual Harrasment!!, R. Kelly!!!"

by Bob Johnson December 16, 2003

ugs

"United Gay Sluts"

ugs rapes themselves up the ass and or cornhole.

by bob johnson May 2, 2003

skittle

is when u put skittles in water and then when they've lost all they're color, you skit all over tham and give them to someone u hate

HAHAHA you just ate skittles!

by bob johnson May 13, 2005