Bob Barker's definitions

dukeabore

a russian hillbilly..

You know your a dukeabore when your soviet tank has no wheels and you wonder why

by Bob Barker May 13, 2005

hoodwinker

a blown out pussy that looks like kenny from southparks hood

that chick has a hoodwinker

by bob barker December 16, 2004

HPTD

Hand to penis transmitted disease.

Brett sneezed on his hand before he jerked off, causing him to get a HPTD.

by Bob Barker March 8, 2005

south oaks

A place where they stick a metal razor tiped hose in your rectum to "cleanse the dirty goblins that infect your soul and eat your mind.

Haxaobar screamed as the orderly Kipkinkif insewrted the sharm metal hose into the anus, blood spat upon the clean weathered white walls and he tryed to plead for mercy, thus doctor Choabungga projuced it is good it is nice breath the goblins away i have a big penis in your mom.

by bob barker July 1, 2003

Narsty

Beyond nasty; nasty with an "r"

Tina turner

by Bob Barker June 21, 2003

ass clam

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock

by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Trajacktory

The arc and range of a urethral load of gizzum. A landing zone of sizable distance from the origin of the shot is considered to be "good" trajacktory.

Hey man - ever since that episode with the corkscrew and the five iron my trajacktory's been off its game. I need more perk in my jerk. Bitch where's my money.

by Bob Barker February 14, 2005