BoB's definitions

chello

Often used instead of hello by polo wearing, pop collars, tiffany wearing girls.

Girl: What the flip are you even doing?
Other girl: I mean chello isn't it obvi!?

by bob April 14, 2005

Humpage

1) To rape another for unkown reasons.
2) To have mindless, sweaty sex in quick progression, usually has to do with the female anal canal.
3) To hump!!

Bob had humpage with Sally and Sue, and when they were done, they were sweaty and heavily breathing.

by Bob March 2, 2005

plugs

the jewelry worn in stretched piercings. not called gauges. gauges are what the sizes are called. calling it a gauge would be like somebody asking you what you bought, and instead of saying a tshirt you said "A medium".

The kids plugs are 00 gauge.

by bob November 13, 2003

persophone

A lame ass school band that Sucks so bad, but they only have fans so people can be seen there.

I just took a huge Persophone in the bathroom!

by Bob December 12, 2003

wetzel

a total fucked up freak

why are you such a wetzel!

by bob February 28, 2005

Wet Biscuit

This is a game where one's friends get in to a small group and form a circle and all start to wank over a chocolate biscuit the last to come loses and must eat the biscuit

This could possbily make the loser very ill but a friend of mine who did it lost and had to eat the biscuit and he said man come tasted salty!!

by Bob March 26, 2005

t & a

Tits and ass (boobs & butt)

Mrs. Birch has t & a.

by Bob November 19, 2004