BoB's definitions

Laker

One who "Smacks his Bitches".

Laker, yooooou fucking smack your bitches.

by bob February 18, 2005

paper bag

Cockney rhyming slang for fag

That man is a paper bag!

by bob October 17, 2004

Eguda

stupid, useless, not very bright.

you, you, you, your face, and anyone related to you.

by bob May 13, 2005

tea-towel holder

arsehole, rectum, etc
can be used for 1. shitting
2. shagging
3. holding tea-towels when not in use

i heard you did your missus up the tea-towel holder last night

by bob April 7, 2004

Parking Lot

JP (AKA Hunny Gunny's crush

i parked my car in the parking lot

by BOB March 3, 2005

Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003