9 definitions by Blueknightess

ogre

Stuart Bawden, the sexiest, sweetest, cutest guy I know; I love him so much.

Ogre: You're a running shoe
Me: NO, YOU'RE A RUNNING SHOE!

by Blueknightess March 17, 2005

Subway

1) A train-like thing
2) THE GREATEST SUB RESTAURANT IN THE UNIVERSE OF UNIVERSES!

1) Toronto can afford subways, but Windsor cannot because Windsor is the poorest, most polluted city in Canada.
2) "SUBWAY! EAT FRESH!"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

peekaboo

The part with the button and flap on the front of a guy's boxers. When the button is undone, PEEKABOO! There's his penis!

Guys, when your fly is undone...WE CAN SEE YOUR PEEKABOO! =)

by Blueknightess April 11, 2005

bounce

1) To have sexual intercourse
2) What us poor people's cheques do when we try to cash them
3) A ghettofied way of leaving

1) Jane and Jack bounced ALL NIGHT LOOOOONG!
2) Woman: "Umm, I'm sorry ma'am, but your cheque has bounced. You have insufficient funds."
Me: "DAMNIT!"
3) Tyrone had to bounce before his peeps rolled up to smoke-up on da M-J.

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.

1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

100 years

a) The age of the Queen of England
b) The length of time according to Stuart Bawden, that it takes for light from the Sun to travel to Earth.

a) "Geez man, that Queenie in England is like 100 years old!"
b) Alyssa: "Stu, how long does it take light to travel from the Sun to Earth?"
Stuart: "Umm..100 years?"
Alyssa: "No, Stuart. It's 8 minutes."

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005

peacunt

The female version of a peacock.

"Hey man! Look at that peacock banging the peacunt!"

by Blueknightess March 24, 2005