BlueXander's definitions

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

The Franco-American Offensive

Putting aside all differences in order to pool resources and attack the British

David: "I was down the pub last night and saw an American and a Frenchman having a brawl."
Mikey: "So what'd you do?"
David: "Well I tried to break it up but they beat the shit out of me instead."
Mikey: "Ah, you're a victim of The Franco-American Offensive."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Lawrence (Larry)

A pillow shaped like a fish.

David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

Designated Carryer

The friend who always has a bag on them and inevitably ends up carrying all of the groups shit.

David: "Hey dude, put this in your bag will ya?"
Sharon: "Oh, can you take this too?"
Paul: "Can you carry this for me as well?"
Mikey: "Why am I always the Designated Carryer?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Barbiecue

The act of destroying Barbie dolls on a barbecue grill.

Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023