BlueXander's definitions

I kicked a goose

A poor attempt at dirty talk

Mikey: "I've been bad..."
Sharon: "Oh yeah? How bad?
Mikey: "I kicked a goose."
Sharon: "Ya- wait what?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Mesopotamia

A cute name to call your girlfriend.

Boyfriend: "Hey my Mesopotamia!"
Mesopotamia: "The fuck did you call me?"

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Lemon-Man

A powerful corporate being beyond anyone's understanding.

He stood there with his back to his desk on the top floor of Lemon Inc. staring out on the vast horizon. He is the citrus head of the company. He is the Lemon-Man

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Lawrence (Larry)

A pillow shaped like a fish.

David: "Hey Mikey, you remember telling me how you were an Urban Fisherman?
Mikey: "Yeah? What about it?"
David: "I found this pillow shaped like a fish."
Mikey: "I shall name him Lawrence (Larry)"

by BlueXander May 29, 2023

Loft Dweller

An alternative for Basement Dweller for those who lack a basement. Attic Dweller is also an acceptable alternative.

David: "We need to get Mikey out of the loft. He's turning into a Loft Dweller."
Finn: "What can we do? He doesn't have a basement."

by BlueXander May 30, 2023

I'll pay you when I get paid

Something someone says with no intention of paying anyone back.

Mikey: "Alright David, here's your Triple Cheeseburger with Fries and a Coke. That's £12 total."
David: "I'll pay you when I get paid."

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

Barbiecue

The act of destroying Barbie dolls on a barbecue grill.

Sharon: “Hey Mikey, have you seen my old Barbie doll?”
Mikey: “Yeah, I threw it on the grill.”
Sharon “MIKEY! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
Mikey: “Hehehe, Barbiecue.”

by BlueXander May 26, 2023