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lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.
Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the lashedmug.

querafansible

Any object or thingamajig specifically kept in bathrooms, particularly if it's a complex gadget with lots of buttons.

Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Sorry, I knocked your querafansibles all over the bathroom floor.

Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.

There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
by Bloopy September 12, 2025
mugGet the querafansiblemug.

lash out

To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.
We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.

Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.

You got lashed!!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the lash outmug.

squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy January 11, 2009
mugGet the squeammug.

loliology

The study of lolicon.
When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.
by Bloopy February 4, 2006
mugGet the loliologymug.

Peanut Slab

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the Peanut Slabmug.

rhetorical answer

An answer spoken to produce an effect and not necessarily to answer the actual question. A rhetorical answer may possibly be given in response to a rhetorical question, as a sort of counter-attack in a rhetorical battle.
Do you know how many people will be in our philosophy class this year?
42.
C'mon seriously, do you know what the main topic of our class will be?
42.
Geez, how many times do you have to piss me off with rhetorical answers in one day?
42.

Do you think I should wear the green dress or the red dress?
To be or not to be.
by Bloopy March 25, 2008
mugGet the rhetorical answermug.

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