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scan

A futuristic slang word used in the Otherland book series, written by Tad Williams. It is used in a similar way to suck, and is possibly an abbreviation of scandalous. However, scan can mean anything from tease to creep out.
You really scan.

This homework assignment scans so bad.

This haunted house is too scanny for me.

He's been scanning since he was born.

Bob is the ultimate scan master.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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rat

An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.
It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.

The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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blame the pixel

The act of accusing a pixel of being at fault for something that goes wrong on your computer screen (or possibly something that goes wrong elsewhere). The expression was first used in relation to playing the computer game Worms, because a single pixel on the terrain can sometimes affect whether you win or lose the round.
Every time Windows crashes, I blame the pixel.

Arnold Schwarzenegger became a governor?? I know the pixels are behind this!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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sweetastical

Mom, you cook a sweetastical roast duck!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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pwntang

Put simply, pwntang is poontang that pwns
Damn, I had some fine pwntang in the weekend!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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Peanut Slab

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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sock juice

The English translation of the nickname which the French give to corporate brands of coffee such as Starbucks: jus de chaussettes.
Filthy Americans, they only drink the sock juice!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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