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Peanut Slab

A slab-shaped chocolate bar manufactured in the city of Porirua, New Zealand, by the Whittaker's company
I haven't had a Peanut Slab in a while.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the Peanut Slabmug.

loliology

The study of lolicon.
When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.
by Bloopy February 4, 2006
mugGet the loliologymug.

squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy January 11, 2009
mugGet the squeammug.

querafansible

Any object or thingamajig specifically kept in bathrooms, particularly if it's a complex gadget with lots of buttons.

Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Sorry, I knocked your querafansibles all over the bathroom floor.

Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.

There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
by Bloopy September 12, 2025
mugGet the querafansiblemug.

Hopoate

A person who does something that Australian Rugby League player John Hopoate would do. Member of the Wests Tigers team at the time, Hopoate was suspended for 12 weeks for poking his finger up the anus of opposing team members.

A person who does something ridiculously stupid, shocking, or disgusting and acts like there was nothing wrong with it. More recently, John Hopoate deliberately clotheslined another player at high speed and knocked the player out cold, then denied he did anything wrong.
Don't be such a Hopoate!

My boyfriend was such a Hopoate, I had to stab him in the chest to make him stop.

Keep your dirty brown Hopoate fingers where I can see 'em!
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
mugGet the Hopoatemug.

mewp

A sound made by geeks using the Internet, in a similar manner to how the cartoon character Road Runner says 'beep!'
Mewp?

Mewp, Mewp!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the mewpmug.

Nizzle Zizzle

I iz goin on hizzle to Nizzle Zizzle fo' shizzle!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the Nizzle Zizzlemug.

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