Bloopy's definitions
Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.
I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the lashedmug. by Bloopy February 4, 2006
Get the loliologistmug. When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
Get the fitsplainmug. The Big D is really not very big at all!
We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!
by Bloopy October 1, 2005
Get the The Big Dmug. An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.
It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.
The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the ratmug. by Bloopy April 9, 2005
Get the sweetasticalmug. Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.
The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.
The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
by Bloopy March 10, 2008
Get the preponderantmug.