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zap

To hold your hand out flat with all the fingers together and extend your arm to poke a ticklish person in the side of their stomach.

Called zap because the more ticklish they are, the more it makes them jump like they were zapped with electricity.
Don't zap me, I might fall over and hurt my head!

We zapped Jake so much he peed his pants!
by Bloopy July 7, 2006
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shy bear

A shy bear is an act where you moon someone, and while you are doing this a poo pokes out (and possibly shrinks back in), like a shy bear poking its nose out of a cave.
I can't believe he pulled off a shy bear behind the principal's back!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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querafansible

Any object or thingamajig specifically kept in bathrooms, particularly if it's a complex gadget with lots of buttons.

Coined in 'Time Enough for Love' by Robert A. Heinlein, where he described a "companion querafansible with sophisticated controls". In the science fiction universe of the book, this may possibly refer to the equivalent of a smart toilet, a control panel for the shower, or any sort of more futuristic appliance that your imagination fancies.
Sorry, I knocked your querafansibles all over the bathroom floor.

Is that querafansible a teleportation device? I never knew there were planets where they used those in the bathroom.

There's a sale at Lowe's. Only 10% off kitchen appliances, but querafansibles are half price!
by Bloopy September 12, 2025
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lash out

To make a fool out of someone, or take advantage of them, so that they feel embarrassed or shamed as if they had been lashed by a whip.
We're going to totally lash out Steven by hiding his car keys in the cat's dinner.

Ashley got so lashed out when he stood near that big puddle while the bus drove past.

You got lashed!!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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yabunde

Yabunde!

Yabundeeeeee!

Yaaaabuuunndddeeeeeee!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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squeam

What a squeamish person does when presented with something which they don't like, especially blood, gore, maggots, spiders, and so on. To squeam generally means to be horrified, and to wriggle, squeal, scream, make other high-pitched noises.
Harry made the girls squeam by dropping worms down their blouses.

The ant crawling up Cindy's leg made her squeam with all her might.
by Bloopy January 11, 2009
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loliology

The study of lolicon.
When Danny grows up, he wants to get a degree in loliology.
by Bloopy February 4, 2006
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