Bloopy's definitions

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

black

Slang for asphalt, a substance used to surface roads, paths, etc.

We took out some black and fixed all the potholes in town.

We'll need 10 square metres of black to fix that hole.

by Bloopy July 31, 2006

handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.

I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!

by Bloopy September 8, 2006

leddidep

A car with only one working taillight. The word is formed by reversing pediddel, the word for a car with only one working headlight.

Hey, that's not a motorbike ahead, that's a leddidep!

by Bloopy May 23, 2008

Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.

You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.

Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.

by Bloopy November 13, 2017

forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.

Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!

by Bloopy May 18, 2005