Bloopy's definitions

fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.

The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.

Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.

by Bloopy April 18, 2017

categorically

A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.

I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.

I categorically deny all charges brought against me.

by Bloopy September 14, 2005

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

black

Slang for asphalt, a substance used to surface roads, paths, etc.

We took out some black and fixed all the potholes in town.

We'll need 10 square metres of black to fix that hole.

by Bloopy July 31, 2006

hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.

Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

diagraphephobia

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.

Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!

by Bloopy August 27, 2009