Bloopy's definitions

Bloopy

1. The main character from the New York TV show "Bloopy's Buddies", which promotes children to do exercise with songs that would make Barney the dinosaur puke.

2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.

3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.

A long time ago I drew a crappy cartoon character and named it Bloopy, and it's been the nickname I usually use on the Internet ever since.

Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!

by Bloopy April 13, 2005

loliologist

A person who studies lolicon or is an expert in loliology.

Danny wants to be a loliologist when he grows up.

by Bloopy February 4, 2006

lash

To make a fool of or totally embarrass somebody. Shorter form of to lash out someone.

We always lash Jeremy by pulling his pants down during PhysEd class.

Only the master knows how to lash someone like that!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.

"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."

by Bloopy November 13, 2017

lashed

When someone is made a total fool of or completely embarrassed. A shorter form of lashed out.

Pete felt really lashed after his ex-girlfriend posted a photo of his tiny penis on the Internet.

I lashed him good son, everyone was laughing!

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

The Big D

A nickname for Dannevirke, a town in New Zealand.

The Big D is really not very big at all!

We were travelling in the car and I fell asleep for a moment ...and when I woke up I realised I'd completely missed The Big D!

by Bloopy October 1, 2005

Manus

Manus is the name of a pedophile, and has subsequently been used as an insult in New Zealand, including on a TV commercial discouraging drunk driving. Hence, calling someone a Manus is like calling them a pedophile.

Oi, you Manus!
Nah, you're a Manus!

by Bloopy September 6, 2006