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fitsplain

When a healthy person blessed with good metabolism condescendingly explains things to someone less privileged than themselves. They've most likely never struggled with abnormal blood pressure, eating disorders, their body image, allergies, or any other disorders which would interfere with their ability to keep fit. Fitsplainers particularly enjoy wasting time lifting weights, training for marathons and spending exorbitant amounts of money on food and supplements.
"Losing weight is easy. Just get a good night's sleep, get up early, and train and exercise in the morning. You don't have to spend all your time on your kids."

Person 1: "You need to spend the extra money on organic food if you want to overcome your irritable bowel syndrome."
Person 2 "Way to fitsplain something you know nothing about, you ignoramus."
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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leddidep

A car with only one working taillight. The word is formed by reversing pediddel, the word for a car with only one working headlight.
Hey, that's not a motorbike ahead, that's a leddidep!
by Bloopy May 23, 2008
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squamatic

To have scales, or to be scaly in appearance: either when seen with the naked eye, or under a microscope.
Lichen is sometimes described as scaly, hence the name squamatic acid: a type of acid found in lichens.

Trump is a squamatic creature.

Some eggshells have a layer known as the squamatic layer, which appears scaly under a microscope.
by Bloopy November 13, 2017
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forklift driver

Someone who's always going on dates with fat people.
Adam picked up another fat chick last night, what a forklift driver!
by Bloopy May 18, 2005
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wwoofer

A person who is a member of WWOOF.
by Bloopy October 6, 2005
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Uncle Bully

A man who rapes or beats his nephews and nieces or other children, or treats children like dirt. Originally a character from the book Once Were Warriors by Alan Duff, which was also made into a movie.

A man who asked 5 boys in his care to call him "Uncle Bully" was recently arrested for assault.
You're no better than Uncle Bully, I should cut your dick off!
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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air hair lair

The phonetic spelling of "Oh, hello" when spoken in a posh British accent.
Charles: Air hair lair, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey, Air hair lair, Charles. Nice to see you!
by Bloopy December 31, 2011
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