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handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.
I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!
by Bloopy September 8, 2006
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the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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necromaniac

A person who dwells on thoughts about death or the dead excessively. Their obsession is beyond simple morbid curiosity, to the point that it's an illness.
Necromaniacs have a preoccupation with corpses and are often also necrophiliacs.
by Bloopy May 21, 2018
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hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
by Bloopy February 10, 2006
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fly's eyes

When a male moons someone and their balls are showing.
The boys on the bus mooned a group of girls on the sidewalk, with their fly's eyes prssed up against the window.

A couple walking along the beach were treated to fly's eyes, courtesy of a dirty old man up on the hill.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
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anacosmy

When something or someone is not in its correct universe, dimension or cosmic location. Another word for anacosmism, especially to describe the feeling thereof. In the same way that a 'feeling of anachrony' means to feel as if one is in the wrong time.

An error of the anacosmy kind goes beyond mere 'anatopy' (where something is in the wrong geographic location but at least on the correct planet). Anacosmy can label errors in fantasy literature where people or things described are specific to Earth and ought not to exist in the fictional universe of the work.
A feeling of anacosmy washed over Erika as she realized the people around her were just... fundamentally wired differently to her. A strange sort of cosmic loneliness, as if she'd accidentally teleported to another Earth in a parallel dimension.
by Bloopy November 25, 2024
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Bloopy

1. The main character from the New York TV show "Bloopy's Buddies", which promotes children to do exercise with songs that would make Barney the dinosaur puke.

2. A name which anybody could come up with since it just involves adding a 'B' to the word 'loopy'.

3. A kind of abbreviation for 'blooper'.
A long time ago I drew a crappy cartoon character and named it Bloopy, and it's been the nickname I usually use on the Internet ever since.

Hahahahaa Bob Saget just made a big bloopy on TV!
by Bloopy April 13, 2005
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