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dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.
Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.
by Bloopy April 18, 2017
mugGet the dumbboggledmug.

handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.
I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!
by Bloopy September 8, 2006
mugGet the handymug.

the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
mugGet the the black bitchmug.

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.
If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.
by Bloopy February 10, 2006
mugGet the hankering for a pankeringmug.

necromaniac

A person who dwells on thoughts about death or the dead excessively. Their obsession is beyond simple morbid curiosity, to the point that it's an illness.
Necromaniacs have a preoccupation with corpses and are often also necrophiliacs.
by Bloopy May 21, 2018
mugGet the necromaniacmug.

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.
His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.
by Bloopy April 10, 2005
mugGet the huss busmug.

black

Slang for asphalt, a substance used to surface roads, paths, etc.
We took out some black and fixed all the potholes in town.

We'll need 10 square metres of black to fix that hole.
by Bloopy July 31, 2006
mugGet the blackmug.

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