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rat

An old beaten-up motorbike, possibly second hand. Owners of motorbikes often affectionately call their crappiest bike 'The Rat'.
It's time I patched up the rat's exhaust pipe.

The rat broke down and I had to push it two miles to get home.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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preponderant

Predominant, but specifically in terms of pondering instead of dominating. Something which has a monopoly or superior influence on your thoughts or senses, even though other things of the same type might exist.
The humans trapped in the Matrix were mostly unaware that the preponderant universe they experienced was digital.

To most people these days, Tiger Woods is the preponderant golfer.

The preponderant city shrouded its population in a blanket of smog, allowing them to forget that other cities even existed.
by Bloopy March 10, 2008
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the black bitch

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. A real bitch because she penalises you 13 points (unless you can manage to collect all the Hearts as well).
Robert collected the black bitch again and lost the game.
by Bloopy April 9, 2005
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categorically

A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.
I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.

I categorically deny all charges brought against me.
by Bloopy September 14, 2005
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dumbboggled

To be both dumbfounded and mindboggled simultaneously. When you're in disbelief that something could possibly exist, and yet there it is right in front of you, looming over you and confusing the hell out of you as to how it even got there.
Greg received a video message from his 3-year-old daughter who was at preschool, and was dumbboggled to discover it was a feature-length remake of Cleopatra starring her alongside Christopher Walken, complete with A-grade special effects.

Mya arrived home and walked into her bathroom, only to be dumbboggled by the sight of a 7ft bronze statue of Buddha where the bath used to be.
by Bloopy April 18, 2017
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diagraphephobia

The fear of deletion; the fear of being deleted. Believing that you are living inside a video game or a computer, and being afraid that you are going to get deleted from existence.

Also applies to the fear of having your important documents, photos, or other files deleted.
Joe believes he lives in some sort of 'Matrix', and constantly suffers from diagraphephobia.

Andy keeps five copies of his files in three different physical locations. He's such a diagraphephobe!
by Bloopy August 27, 2009
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handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.
I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!
by Bloopy September 8, 2006
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