Bloopy's definitions

hyperventilate

What all the cool kids were doing at elementary school to render themselves unconscious.

Greg deliberately hyperventilated until he passed out, and all the other kids clapped and cheered.

by Bloopy April 9, 2005

handy

Handy means cellphone in German. It is actually short for handlich, which means handily in English.

I'll order a pizza on my handy!
Look, I'm ordering a pizza handy!
Mmmm, pizza ordered handy, yum!

by Bloopy September 8, 2006

huss bus

Any vehicle used for driving around and picking up hussy.

His seemingly ordinary Toyota van became a notorious huss bus after sunset.

by Bloopy April 10, 2005

black

Slang for asphalt, a substance used to surface roads, paths, etc.

We took out some black and fixed all the potholes in town.

We'll need 10 square metres of black to fix that hole.

by Bloopy July 31, 2006

hankering for a pankering

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

by Bloopy February 10, 2006

necromaniac

A person who dwells on thoughts about death or the dead excessively. Their obsession is beyond simple morbid curiosity, to the point that it's an illness.

Necromaniacs have a preoccupation with corpses and are often also necrophiliacs.

by Bloopy May 21, 2018

categorically

A word used by politicians and company board members to avoid telling a lie.

I did not categorically have sexual relations with that woman.

I categorically deny all charges brought against me.

by Bloopy September 14, 2005