Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bloodbath 87

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.

AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

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Harlot

A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.

My sister is a harlot. The reason behind this is that she has sexual relations with many men.

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Lost

The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.

Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!

Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.

Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!

Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.

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Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.

The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.

by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009

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