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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Super Vagina Kick

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.
I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Harlot

A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.
My sister is a harlot. The reason behind this is that she has sexual relations with many men.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Brosephina

Brosephina is a nickname for your gay bro.
Your gay bro: Hehe, hey bro, i'm going to go buy the new Jonas Brothers album!
You: Whatever Brosephina.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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