31 definitions by Bloodbath 87

Mosh Call

A phrase screamed/growled/sung/spoken in a hardcore song before the breakdown.

"This Lying World" by Unearth has a generic yet awesome mosh call, the vocalist just says "ahhhhh breakdown" before the breakdown.

by Bloodbath 87 April 21, 2009

Harlot

A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.

My sister is a harlot. The reason behind this is that she has sexual relations with many men.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.

AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Brosephina

Brosephina is a nickname for your gay bro.

Your gay bro: Hehe, hey bro, i'm going to go buy the new Jonas Brothers album!
You: Whatever Brosephina.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009