Definitions by Bloodbath 87
Sex with a Woman
Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
Sex with a Woman by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
God
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
God by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Jonny Craig
Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.
Has one of the best voices out there.
Has one of the best voices out there.
Jonny Craig by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Baseball Bat
An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Baseball Bat by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Phone
A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
Phone by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Super Vagina Kick
I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
Super Vagina Kick by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009