Bloodbath 87's definitions

Feels Good Man

A meme.

It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...

"FEELS GOOD MAN"

Person 1: Why do you pull your pants all the way down to take a piss?

Person 2: Feels good man...

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

Super Vagina Kick

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.

I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Emo

Something that retards label things that they don't like.

Retard: LAWL! I'm so fucking stupid! Everything that I don't like is emo. I don't even know what that word means, but whatever! OH SHIT I JUST SWALLOWED A QUARTER!

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.

We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.

by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009

Mosh Call

A phrase screamed/growled/sung/spoken in a hardcore song before the breakdown.

"This Lying World" by Unearth has a generic yet awesome mosh call, the vocalist just says "ahhhhh breakdown" before the breakdown.

by Bloodbath 87 April 21, 2009

La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.

The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.

by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009