Bloodbath 87's definitions

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Brosephina

Brosephina is a nickname for your gay bro.

Your gay bro: Hehe, hey bro, i'm going to go buy the new Jonas Brothers album!
You: Whatever Brosephina.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.

I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009