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God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the God mug.Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.
Has one of the best voices out there.
Has one of the best voices out there.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Jonny Craig mug.An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Baseball Bat mug.A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Phone mug.I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.
Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.
Hardcore Porn - Awesome.
Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.
Hardcore Porn - Awesome.
Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.
I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.
Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.
Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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