Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bloodbath 87

Lost

The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.

Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!

Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.

Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!

Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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No Homo

Something that black people say. It's from a Dipset song.

Person 1: Yo son, i'm gonna get dat ass if you don't leave me alone, no homo!

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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Emo

Something that retards label things that they don't like.

Retard: LAWL! I'm so fucking stupid! Everything that I don't like is emo. I don't even know what that word means, but whatever! OH SHIT I JUST SWALLOWED A QUARTER!

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.

I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.

I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

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