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by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the No Homo mug.The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the The Bible mug.A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Harlot mug.An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
Get the Baseball Bat mug.A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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The greatest show of all time. Actually, the greatest anything of all time. Some people don't like Lost but that's because they're not smart enough to follow the complex storylines.
Pregnant Wife: The baby is coming!
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
Me: Sorry honey, Lost is on tonight. I don't have time to deal with the baby.
Pregnant Wife: What? Are you serious?!?! Help!
Me: Sorry, nothing takes priority over Lost.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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