Bloodbath 87's definitions

No Homo

Something that black people say. It's from a Dipset song.

Person 1: Yo son, i'm gonna get dat ass if you don't leave me alone, no homo!

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Screamo

Bands like pg.99, Orchid, Circle Takes Square, and Envy.

A band is not screamo just because they use screaming. Please learn your genres.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Harlot

A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.

My sister is a harlot. The reason behind this is that she has sexual relations with many men.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

24k Crew

24k Crew

A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.

Black Guy: (Translation) My sister, who i'm way too close to, was almost raped by some guy from the 24k Crew. I physically assaulted the guy and now his whole gang in trying to kill me.

Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.

by Bloodbath 87 March 5, 2009

Ballzheimers

An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.

There is no known cure.

Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.

by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009