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Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Raptor Jesus

Our savior.
Raptor Jesus died for our sins.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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No Homo

Something that black people say. It's from a Dipset song.
Person 1: Yo son, i'm gonna get dat ass if you don't leave me alone, no homo!
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Emo

Something that retards label things that they don't like.
Retard: LAWL! I'm so fucking stupid! Everything that I don't like is emo. I don't even know what that word means, but whatever! OH SHIT I JUST SWALLOWED A QUARTER!
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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La Muerte Peluda

The Furry Death

Peruvian Pan Flute bands protect us from it, so make sure you buy their CDs de música.
The TV show South Park had an accurate depiction of what would happen if we got rid of the Peruvian Pan Flute bands. La Muerte Peluda would come and kill us all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 10, 2009
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24k Crew

24k Crew

A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.
Black Guy: (Translation) My sister, who i'm way too close to, was almost raped by some guy from the 24k Crew. I physically assaulted the guy and now his whole gang in trying to kill me.

Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.
by Bloodbath 87 March 5, 2009
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