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Screamo

Bands like pg.99, Orchid, Circle Takes Square, and Envy.
A band is not screamo just because they use screaming. Please learn your genres.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.
The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.
AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Harlot

A word meaning the same thing as whore, slut, prostitute, hooker, etc. The only difference is that it is much more hilarious than those other words.
My sister is a harlot. The reason behind this is that she has sexual relations with many men.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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24k Crew

24k Crew

A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.
Black Guy: (Translation) My sister, who i'm way too close to, was almost raped by some guy from the 24k Crew. I physically assaulted the guy and now his whole gang in trying to kill me.

Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.
by Bloodbath 87 March 5, 2009
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Brosephina

Brosephina is a nickname for your gay bro.
Your gay bro: Hehe, hey bro, i'm going to go buy the new Jonas Brothers album!
You: Whatever Brosephina.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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