A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.
It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
Get the Phonemug. They're trying to engayify the dictionary.
by Bloodbath 87 April 03, 2009
Get the Engayifymug. Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.
Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.
Hardcore Porn - Awesome.
Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.
Hardcore Porn - Awesome.
Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.
I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.
Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.
Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
by Bloodbath 87 March 07, 2009
Get the Hardcoremug. An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
Get the Baseball Batmug. Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 04, 2009
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. A meme.
It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...
"FEELS GOOD MAN"
It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...
"FEELS GOOD MAN"
by Bloodbath 87 March 08, 2009
Get the Feels Good Manmug.