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Super Vagina Kick

When you kick a woman in the vagina so hard that your foot gets stuck in it.
I gave this girl a super vagina kick and my entire foot got stuck in there. I managed to pull my foot out but my shoe is still in there somewhere.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.
AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
Jade Goody will die any day now.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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God

A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
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Feels Good Man

A meme.

It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...

"FEELS GOOD MAN"
Person 1: Why do you pull your pants all the way down to take a piss?

Person 2: Feels good man...
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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