Bloodbath 87's definitions

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.

My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.

AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Screamo

Bands like pg.99, Orchid, Circle Takes Square, and Envy.

A band is not screamo just because they use screaming. Please learn your genres.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

No Homo

Something that black people say. It's from a Dipset song.

Person 1: Yo son, i'm gonna get dat ass if you don't leave me alone, no homo!

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.

Jade Goody will die any day now.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

The Bible

The most famous fantasy novel in human history.

The Bible isn't even that good, LOTR is a much better fantasy novel. The Bible is quite stupid and contradicts itself a lot. I think a retard wrote it.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009