Bloodbath 87's definitions

Raptor Jesus

Our savior.

Raptor Jesus died for our sins.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

God

A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.

God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Hardcore

Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.

Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.

Hardcore Porn - Awesome.

Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.

Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.

I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.

Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.

by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009

Engayify

Verb. To gay it up.

They're trying to engayify the dictionary.

by Bloodbath 87 April 3, 2009

Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.

I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009

Screamo

Bands like pg.99, Orchid, Circle Takes Square, and Envy.

A band is not screamo just because they use screaming. Please learn your genres.

by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.

I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.

by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009