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Jonny Craig

Used to sing in Dance Gavin Dance but is now in Emarosa, which is nowhere near as good as DGD was.

Has one of the best voices out there.
I don't care if Jonny Craig is an ass or whatever, his singing is still incredible.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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IQ Test Ad

Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...

(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?

The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.

These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009
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I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
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God

A mean old tyrant who threatens to punish anyone who disobeys him.
God: Do what I say or you will burn in a fire pit after you die.

Religious person: Yes master. You're not a bastard at all.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.
I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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