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IQ Test Ad

Ads that aren't new but have recently been appearing on pretty much every site on the internet. They usually read like this...

(insert celebrity name here) has an IQ or (insert fake IQ score here). Can you beat them?

The fake celeb IQ usually ranges between 110 and 130, so above average. There are some which are a bit lower or higher though.

These are mainly chances for companies to waste your time and have you give them your e-mail address so that they can spam you with shit.
I see an IQ Test Ad on every single site that I go to, every one. I wonder which company it is that puts these out? They must be loaded to buy all of this ad space.
by Bloodbath 87 March 12, 2009
mugGet the IQ Test Admug.

I Have Black Friends

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.
Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
mugGet the I Have Black Friendsmug.

Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
mugGet the Plastic Bagmug.

Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 4, 2009
mugGet the Urban Dictionarymug.

Engayify

They're trying to engayify the dictionary.
by Bloodbath 87 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Engayifymug.

Baseball Bat

An object that was originally designed for use in a game called "Baseball", but is now primarily used for bashing in skulls.

Baseball Bats are typically made out of wood but the ones used in tee-ball are made out of some sort of metal and therefore are better for knocking someone's head off.
My wife was being a bitch so I went to the store to look for a baseball bat. I looked where the weapons were but couldn't find one.

Apparently they placed them in the sports section by accident.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
mugGet the Baseball Batmug.

AC/DC

The most shitty, garbage, piece of trash band ever. AC/DC is a band for fat jocks, old people, and 13 year olds who like old music just because it's old.
AC/DC makes me want to stab pencils into my ears.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
mugGet the AC/DCmug.

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