Ballzheimers

An illness which attacks the memory, and the person who has it the balls to attack other people for the same things they've made careers of.

There is no known cure.
Uh oh, looks like Dick Cheney and Karl Rove have Ballzheimers. They're criticizing the Obama administration for the same things they did while serving under Bush.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
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24k Crew

24k Crew

A gang of black people that were trying to kill some other black guy in an episode of Burn Notice. Michael, Fiona, and Bruce Campbell made fools out of them which made for great TV.
Black Guy: (Translation) My sister, who i'm way too close to, was almost raped by some guy from the 24k Crew. I physically assaulted the guy and now his whole gang in trying to kill me.

Michael: Leave it to me. You and your sister, who you're way too close to, can live in my house while I go out of my way to get you out of trouble.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 06, 2009
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Urban Dictionary

Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.

This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.

On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.

Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.

HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
by Bloodbath 87 March 04, 2009
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Busted Tees

A company that sells hot girls in slightly funny shirts.
I just ordered two insanely hot girls from Busted Tees. When they get here we're going to sex it up.
by Bloodbath 87 March 07, 2009
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Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
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Weiner Cousins

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.
by Bloodbath 87 April 23, 2009
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