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Raptor Jesus

Our savior.
Raptor Jesus died for our sins.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Phone

A device that was originally created for contacting someone over long distances without much effort.

Today, there are many variations of the phone but most of them do every stupid thing that you don't need it to do. Because of this, the corporations jack the price up to inhumane levels.

It's still possible to get a normal phone which does what it was originally intended to do but if you have one your friends will make fun of you.
I got this new phone and could not figure out how to make a call on it. I could, however, summon a giant robot and arm a nuke fairly easily.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Sex with a Woman

Similar to masturbation but much better. It's performed by inserting your penis into a woman's vagina.

The vagina is located between the woman's legs. You can't miss it.
I had sex with a woman yesterday. It was fun.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Knife

A sharp object used for killing people who don't do as they're told.
I got a new knife at the store today. It's very sharp and should be good for killing.
by Bloodbath 87 March 6, 2009
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Plastic Bag

Something that you pull over your head when trying to kill yourself.
Wal-Mart gives away plastic bags for free as part of their plot to have everyone kill themselves easier.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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Feels Good Man

A meme.

It started because of some comic where a frog was taking a leak with his pants all the way down and someone questioned him about this. His response was...

"FEELS GOOD MAN"
Person 1: Why do you pull your pants all the way down to take a piss?

Person 2: Feels good man...
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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Hardcore

Hardcore is the name for many awesome things.

Hardcore Punk - Awesome. Has awesome subgenres too.

Hardcore Porn - Awesome.

Hardcore Wrestling - The most entertaining form of pro wrestling due to actual violence.
Hardcore Punk and its subgenres are my favorite forms of music.

I just got done watching some Hardcore Porn. I loved it.

Hardcore Wrestling is awesome because people hit each other with light tubes and shit.
by Bloodbath 87 March 7, 2009
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