Blenderhead91's definitions
(n.) The mass slaughter of gerbils (typically by suffocation or crushing) attributed to Acadamy Award Winner Richard Gere's ass. Sometimes the mass slaughter of hamsters attributed to Mr. Gere's asshole are also included in this definition.
PETA admits that it's still unclear to this day just how many gerbils Richard Gere killed during the Gerbolocaust. All of the little bodies were never recovered and Mr. Gere has been uncooperative with the investigating organizations.
by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010
Get the Gerbolocaustmug. (Latin) Literally "Not Worth a Rat's Ass," the slogan of the Tunnel Rats, who were either U.S. Army combat engineers or infantrymen of small stature who cleared the extensive tunnel network of the Viet Cong during the Vietnam War.
Willy wore a patch with the saying "Non Gratum Anus Rodentum" on his field jacket. This indicates that he was a Tunnel Rat during 'Nam.
by Blenderhead91 April 7, 2009
Get the Non Gratum Anus Rodentummug. Biff: "Dude, we're going out to the penninsula to party down."
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
Vince:"pack Long Bong Silver, 'cause I got some resinous nugs!"
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the Long Bong Silvermug. (n.) a despicable person, especially one who is short and fat, much like a choad, a short, fat dick. Choadstoolism may be associated with short man's disease.
That anus up in human resources is a fucking choadstool: four-foot-nine, 200 pounds, and all of it complete, festering dick.
by Blenderhead91 April 8, 2009
Get the choadstoolmug. The scientific rule that states "If a girl has more than three tattoos, she'll probably take it in the ass."
1.) At first, I didn't buy into the Three Tattoo Rule, but eight years later and a few more romantic encounters under my belt, I'd have to say it's true.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
2.) Cindy didn't disappoint. She was covered in ink and reaffirmed my belief in the Three Tattoo Rule.
by Blenderhead91 June 7, 2009
Get the Three Tattoo Rulemug. I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
Get the Burgaling the Brown Bagelmug. Abbreviation for a Gathering of Eagles, a right-wing extremist group who thinks that sending off US Military personnel to overseas conflicts to be killed wholesale and lugged home in body bags (frequently burned to a crisp or dismembered) or alive but heinously physically disfigured or maimed or even left emotionally paralyzed by Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, is the best way to support them. This group regularly engages in counter-protests at pro-peace gatherings. Their tactics involve using intimidation, threats, hate-speech, videotaping members of anti-war organizations, and attempting to instigate a violent response through various means of confrontation. GOE members have gone so far as to physically assault grieving members of service members' families who have spoken out against the various wars that the US Government has gotten the nation into. This reprehensible group is opposed by several noble organizations that include Veterans for Peace and the Winter Soldiers. The GOE frequently suggests as "vast liberal conspiracy" involving the media opposes their efforts and calls anyone who opposes their efforts as "moonbats," whatever that is.
Carolyn Swartout is an infamous member of the despicable and often hateful organization known as a Gathering of Eagles (GOE). She has been witness attempting to provoke a violent response at peaceful anti-war gatherings sometimes by using her minor son to instigate a confrontation. She is a coward.
by Blenderhead91 June 8, 2009
Get the GOEmug.