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The act of taking something good and, with good intentions, destroying it by making it completely unusable.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators at turfmonster turfmonstered the website.
by Blank77 May 19, 2009
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The act of taking something positive and productive and, with good intentions, destroying it.
I used to go to Turfmonster.com until the idiot operators decided to turf monster the site making it bulky and unusable.

Our soccer team was completely solid until it was handed off to another coach who proceeded to cut players and turf monster the whole thing.
by Blank77 May 19, 2009
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