104 definitions by Blake

mitten queen

a homosexual male who derives special satisfaction from masturbating others

Dude!! Why is Ira grabbing for my nuts!?
Cuz the monkey whore is a mitten queen, that's why, I think he has SPS too.

by Blake November 13, 2002

high siding

In terms of motorcycles "High siding" is where a sliding bike's tires gets traction and flips. As you go hard into a turn instead of the bike slipping out under you it bites very hard and does sort of a lever action along its wheel base.

I broke the head on my bike when i high sided that turn last year. Lucky I didn't kill myself.

by Blake April 30, 2004

IM'd

Past tense of instant message.

"Dan IM'd me last night!!!1"

by Blake February 11, 2005

Schwing!

1) How exciting
2) Said upon seeing an extremely attractive woman

1) I won the lottery, Schwing!!

2) Hey look, Michelle from trollwood, Schwing!!
Dude you should be cock slapped, that is NOT schwing!!!

by Blake November 13, 2002

leaner

A Penis that leans at all times even when erect

Joey Floyd

by Blake December 16, 2003

prancepertey

to be light on one's feet

wow, that dudes kinda prancepertey

by Blake April 28, 2004

prancepertey

(n)a little pink fluff ball with legs that's number 1 way of transportation is skipping; an insult meaning one who skips or prances

Dude, that guy is such a pranceperty.

by Blake April 25, 2004