stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra

that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.

1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.

man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010

midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.

bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

3rd Degree Gay

Mildest form of gayness.When a male is aware of another males attractiveness to females, but would not kiss/have sex with etc. 70% of males are 3rd degree gay.

Mike: Look at that guy. You know he gets the ladies.
Bill: *cough 3rd Degree Gayness!

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010