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red waffle

like a blue waffle except instead of an extremely infected vagina, the vagina is excessively bleeding and clotting. just as disgusting as a blue waffle.
man a bue waffle aint got nothin on a red waffle!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
mugGet the red wafflemug.

1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.
1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
mugGet the 1st Degree Gaymug.

polo

the freshest clothing line currently on the market. cost like 80 at macy's but 50 at other places. not to be confused with US polo assn. u will get laughed at like a fucking clown.
Dude 1: ay bruh check out my polo i got yesterday!
Dude 2: Stupid nigga that US polo...burn that shit!
Dude 1: dang bruh
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 15, 2009
mugGet the polomug.

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg
i went to the ER for speed jerking
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
mugGet the speed jerkingmug.

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.
Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010
mugGet the who wears the condommug.

stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010
mugGet the stonermug.

hbo

holy shit tht guy just got hbo'ed!!!!!
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck March 15, 2010
mugGet the hbomug.

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