Blahblahwhogivesafuck's definitions

nut juice

juice or juices released by a man's testicles by going above the rim and with authority, placing the ball in the net only to the dismay of the opponent who is between your legs helplessly getting a faceful of it.

kobe bryant sprays nut juice on dwight howard. its on youtube.

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

who wears the condom

like asking "who wears the pants or shoes" but in a more rude or sarcastic manner.

Dave: Oh no i have a big zit. my date is RUINED.

Mike:....Dude who wears the condom in your relationship?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck June 22, 2010

stoner

painful erection that last for 30+ minutes and is usually caused by an overdose from viagra

that guy in scary movie 4 had a horrible stoner

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

polo

the freshest clothing line currently on the market. cost like 80 at macy's but 50 at other places. not to be confused with US polo assn. u will get laughed at like a fucking clown.

Dude 1: ay bruh check out my polo i got yesterday!
Dude 2: Stupid nigga that US polo...burn that shit!
Dude 1: dang bruh

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck December 15, 2009

2nd Degree Gay

When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.

I would totally do that guy...but he couldn't do me....cuz im 2nd degree gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

speed jerking

one of the most dangerous forms of jerking in which one attempts to jerk to a song with incredibly fast tempo and usually does not succeed resulting in a broken ankle/leg

i went to the ER for speed jerking

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 19, 2010

midwhack

when you catch or record your friend/friends jacking off.

bill: yesterday i midwhacked jimmy on his laptop.

johnny: aww dude did you get it on camera?

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck February 15, 2010