Blah's definitions

(U)

A dick in a pussy

We did this: (U) last night.

by blah March 8, 2004

lying bastard

As symple as the term is. In which it means you are a lying bastard.

Dan is a lying bastard. That bastard!

by blah September 17, 2003

dittomonkey

A ultra-wordneoconservative/word activist whose communication with the outside world is limited to repeating party slogans.

Dittomonkey: "WMD have been found. Bush had a RIGHT to write on the American flag with a Sharpie! The economy will get better after 'trickle-down economics' work their wonders! Bush isn't dumb, otherwise why did he go to war with Iraq? O'Reilly was acting PATRIOTIC when he shouted down the son of a 9/11 victim!"

by Blah August 8, 2003

hoetel

a hoe-tel and everything
enough said.

I let her suck my dick and the hoetel erebody.

by blah September 2, 2004

hi-keeba

A karate move uttered by the Women of the Prehistoric Planet.
See wordMST3K/word.

Xena: Hi-Keebaaaaaaaa!
(Ninja chops Xena's head off.)

by Blah August 9, 2003

stud

A male horse used for breeding.

Person1: Man, you're a stud!
Person2: Look it up at Urban Dictionary then talk to me later!

by blah June 17, 2004

parabolas

A mathmatical graph originated by the ancient greeks some two thousand years ago and still inflicted upon unsuspecting high school students today. Vastly inferior to the hyperbola, of course.

Math geek: I'm not merely eccentric, I'm a parabola!

Math teacher: now, class, graph this equation on your TI-83 calculators and tell me what kind of parabola it is.
Class: *groans*

by Blah November 26, 2003